haikyuu reacts to ships

Kuroo x Akaashi / Kuroaka

(A/N - this is for Im_Emo_Boy!)

Kuroo: Oh ho ho ho no. Guess who's about to get a hundred unintelligible voicemails from his best friend.

Atsumu: Are ya talkin' about you'r Akaashi.

Akaashi: If you have to ask, the answer is probably both.

Kenma: hah this is going to kill him.

Kuroo: Why are you smiling you little psychopath?

Kenma: because this will either drive Bokuto straight into Akaashi's arms or completely insane. i'm one hundred percent here for both.

Yachi: I know I know, and I swear by Bokuaka but the way they're kissing is so sweet!!

Tsukki: so you're blind then?

Yachi: That's so mean!!

Tsukki: Kuroo is literally in the process of disrobing him.

Yachi: Well I'm sorry my mind hasn't made itself at home in the gutter like yours has Tsukishima Kei.

Mattsun: ooF

Makki: Get Wrekt.

Tsukki: seriously what are you even here for.

Makki: I dunno. Witty commentary?

Yachi: Tsukki I don't think you understand that Mattsun and Makki are the linchpins of this book. Without them, it would crumble.

Tsukki: IT'S ALREADY CRUMBLING-

Saeko: I won't even lie to you, it's kinda hot.

Alisa: Yeah, like the way they're holding each other.

Akane: And their hands-

Yamamoto: Weird kink but okay.

Akane: one, a hand kink is a perfectly normal kink which I do not have. two, I will put superglue in your shoes do you want that?

Yamamoto: Which one of my shoes?

Akane: Do you mean left or right? Or which pair? Because you won't know either way.

Yamamoto: absolutely terrifying. can we move on?

Alisa: No no, but I actually really like this. Like, love like this. Like, they- I-

Yaku: And here we have what we thought was the mature Haiba descending into incoherency over this abomination.

Kuroo: Excuse me, if I'm in it, it's automatically a solid 6/10.

Yaku: One, no. Two, wow, seriously? That's as high as your self-esteem goes? Six out of ten?

Kuroo: WELL YOU DON'T NEED TO FUCKING CALL ME OUT-

Bokuto: If Akaashi Is In It, It Can't Be Bad. And Yet It Makes Me So- S a d.

Bokuto: ಥ∀ಥ THEY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS AND I LOVE AND SUPPORT THEM-

Atsumu: if ya havta yell it, it's probably a lie.

Bokuto: THANK YOU FOR YOUR INPUT.

Hinata: NOOOO no NO nO No ONO-

Meian: There are only so many different ways you can say no before you've gotten your point across. Are you acting like a child because of Bokuto?

Hinata: *innocently* they're soulmates, Meian-San.

Fukunaga: You know, we could always just let them live their lives and choose who they want to be with, but you know, whatever. I wasn't even this book until now so what do I know-

Saeko: I LOVE YOU YOU'RE ADORABLE WHAT Is YOUR NAME??

Fukunga:...Fukunaga?

Saeko: HI I LOVE YOU.

Fukunaga: I love you too I guess.

Saeko: *screeches*

Kuroo: Kenma where the fuck you go?

Kenma: away. forever.

Kuroo: What? That jealous?

Kenma: no, it just grosses me out to watch two of my close friends deep-throating each other's tongues.

Kuroo: Always so mean to me Kitten.

Kenma: i can't help it if you walked right into that one.

Unicorn-Flowers: Alrighty, well, it is lovely to see you guys being ...amazing, but why don't we get some ratings on these two?

Alisa: 9/10 I love them with all my heart T^T !!!

Kenma: 2. out of ten. it...no.

Atsumu: gotta agree with the little cat guy. it's cute but it ain't all there. 5/10.

Kenma: 'the little cat guy'?

Atsumu: well it ain't like i fuckin' know yer name.

Yachi: I am surprisingly impartial to this ship. 6/10, can't lie.

Fukunaga: I literally don't care as long as they're happy.

Unicorn-Flowers: Awww oh my god that's so sweet and I love you, let's end here! I'll see y'all in the next chapter~!