haikyuu reacts to ships

Hinata x Suga / Sugahina

(A/N - this is for PearMochi!)

Noya: Okay, well we all knew this was coming up. It was only a matter of when.

Daichi: I should be more off-put but I just can't. They're too soft. Suga's a teacher who wears cardigans and Hinata is Hinata.

Suga: The kids would love him, and since Daichi's still pretending to be straight-

Daichi: No we're not picking this back up.

Suga: Are we not though?

Yachi: AHHGHGHHG!! Oh my god I love you guys so much!! Almost as much as I adore Kagehina!! You guys would be so cute!! And domestic!! And all of Suga's children would love him so much!!

Mattsun: Hinata would be baller at career day.

Makki: Suga could have the whole class cheer for him at the Olympics.

Oikawa: Actually yeah, you guys should date. This is one of the few ships I find no flaws in-

Tsukishima: Actually-

Kuroo: NO. No do not ruin this.

Tsukishima: Kuroo Tetsuro, I live for destruction and feed off the misery of others. Your pitiful cries only make me stronger.

Hoshiumi: Kageyama's like...having a seizure or something..

Ushijima: I think he is shaking with rage.

Kageyama: I AM NOT SHUT UP.

Hoshiumi: Then stop acting like a feral goblin man and we'll believe you.

Ushijima: He is going to explode at any moment like...like what did you call it Hoshiumi-San?

Hoshiumi: Mentos in Coke.

Ushijima: Like that. He bottles up his emotions too mu-

Hoshiumi: OW STOP-

Kageyama: I AM PERFECTLY CALM.

Hoshiumi: THEN STOP PELTING ME WITH VOLLEYBALLS.

Kageyama: DON'T COMPARE ME TO MENTOS-

Hoshiumi: YOU LATCHED ONTO THAT AND NOT THE FERAL GOBLIN MAN THIN-

Hinata: Haha Bakageyama is being a jealous biiitch!!!

Kageyama: You kNOW WHAT? I AM jealous.

Hinata: wait what-

Atsumu: oh damn he finally admitted what we all already knew? couldn'ta seen that one comin'.

Bokuto: YES!!! now you can date and we don't have to watch you guys awkwardly flirt across the net!!

Hinata: That's not-

Kageyama: I'm jeaLOUS that YOUR high school best friend is SUCH A GOOD FUCKING FRIEND and isn't BEATING YOU TO DEATH RIGHT NOW.

Hinata: oh. I knew there was a catch.

Asahi: I think they would be so sweet together. Plus they've always had a very genial relationship to begin with.

Saeko: I want to be mad at this because Kagehina were destined to be soulmates from literally their first interaction, but I just can't. Look at them. They're fucking beautiful. And adorable.

Akane: I bet Hinata's obsessed with Suga's beauty mark and takes a ton of pictures of it.

Alisa: I bet he kisses it before they go to bed each night.

Yachi: All the adorable Sugahina headcanons are clashing with my unrivaled love for Kagehina help-

Suga: It's so weird to think that Hinata's an adult now. To me, he'll always be that sweet orange-headed kid that bounced into practice with zeal one day.

Hinata: I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing!! :D

Suga: Such an innocent soul~

Atsumu: ya wouldn't think that if ya've ever played never have I ever with 'im. 0-0

Suga: Thank you but I don't want to know.

Atsumu: hey, yer the one who started talkin' about his alleged innocence.

Unicorn-Flowers: Okie dokie! Well, why don't we cover up this rabbit hole before we fall into it, shall we? Anyway, why don't we get some ratings on these two?

Yachi: I absolutely adore Kagehina because they own my feels, but Sugahina has my soft side in a vice grip 8/10.

Atsumu: honestly, i think Shouyou could use someone ta mellow him out. also 8/10. not ta mention that kids love him.

Hinata: Aww kids love you too Tsumu-Kun!

Atsumu: correction. they love my hair. i still have a shoe print on my face from our last home game.

Hinata: It was cute!

Atsumu: ya'd think so wouldn'tcha?

Asahi: I really like them together. I think they'd make a wholesome pair 7/10.

Unicorn-Flowers: AWWW Oh my god Hi Asahi I Love You. Let's end here because-

Noya: *screeches* KAGEHINA-

Unicorn-Flowers: we'rE MOVING ON NOW-

Yachi: No no, give the man a chance to speak.

Unicorn-Flowers: Dear Reader Please Keep Scrolling For Your Sanity And Mine.

Noya: READER DON'T YOU DA-