haikyuu reacts to ships

Oikawa x Akaashi / OIKAASHI

Yachi: *crying* ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ˢᵒ ᵃᵗᵗʳᵃᶜᵗᶦᵛᵉ ʷʰʸ-

Oikawa: LMFAO bokuto in the baCKGROUNd

Bokuto: HE'S STEALING MY AKAASHI KUROO HELP.

Kuroo: OIKAWA NO-

Oikawa: BUT HE'S SO HOT.

Akaashi: I'm sorry 'your' akaashi-

Kuroo: YOU'RE MEANT FOR BOKUTO EVERYONE KNOWS THIS.

Oikawa: you're just worried because i'm hot enough to pull it off.

Bokuto: YES THAT IS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHY I'M WORRIED.

Kuroo: Bo, you're not supposed to tell him that. Remember we talked about projecting confidence?

Atsumu: oh- god, pl eas e Bokkun is c ry in g a gain.

Oikawa: HE'S ALWAYS CRYING THIS ISN'T MY FAULT.

Atsumu: BE UGLIER.

Iwa: no he can't it's physcially impossible.

Oikawa: IWA~CHAANNNN-

Akaashi: Bokuto-san, relax. I've only met Oikawa a few times in my life. There is no danger of me spontaneously falling in love.

Mattsun: Gross they both beautiful.

Makki: I second that.

Oikawa: whY IS THAT GROSS ?

Mattsun: Because beautiful people are disgusting and between I-Need-My-Beauty-Sleep-Oikawa and Effortlessly-Godly-Akaashi, you guys are trash.

Akaashi: there were so many contradictions in that sentence i-

Oikawa: so you think I'm hot then?

Makki: Oikawa, everybody thinks you're hot, the reason we give you shit is because your personality is trash.

Oikawa: I'll take it!

Iwa: DON'T FUCKING SAY THAT ABOUT HIM.

Makki: SORRY IWAIZUMI-SAN-

Iwa: YOU bETTER BE.

Oikawa: awww~!! Iwa-Chan's defending my honor!!

Iwa: shut up shittykawa your personality is trash.

Oikawa: I should just learn to keep my mouth shut.

Saeko: they are hot together though, you have to give them that.

Yachi: that's true they make a very aesthetically pleasing couple. like, both of them are just so gorgeous.

Saeko: literally what is it with setters why are they all beautiful?

Yachi: I'VE BEEN ASKING MYSELF THAT FOR YEARS FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE SEES IT.

Iwa: not all setters are beautiful.

Oikawa: Literally why do you have to attack me like that Iwa-Chan? I wasn't doing anything to you-

Iwa: You were existing. that's enough in my book.

Oikawa: I'm starting to think you don't love me.

Iwa: Then stop thinking you might hurt yourself.

Kenma: Bokuto looks like he's having an exsitential crisis in the background.

Kuroo: He is. He's crying. He's blowing out my phone speakers.

Atsumu: He is. I'm with him. S'really bad.

Makki: the only reason this is unrealistic is because Oikawa would never admit he found someone better looking than him.

Mattsun: ^^^

Oikawa: True True. Fuck Akaashi Keiji and his effortless beauty.

Tsukki: You mean you want to fu-

Kuroo: Seriously don't do it. You're killing Bokuto, k i l l i n g h i m.

Tsukki: So...you just don't want me to take a perfect chance when I see it because it might hurt someone's feelings?

Kuroo: ...yes. Yes that is exactly what I'm asking you to do.

Tsukki: UGh why does everyone here have spines made of limp noodles ?!

Yachi: Okay, but don't get me wrong, they're gorgeous together. but isn't Oikawa a little too passive aggressive and Akaashi's just a little too passive in general?

Makki: Also Oikawa has an ego the size of the Grand Canyon.

Oikawa: the only two people on this earth more beautiful than me are Iwa-Chan and Yachi.

Yachi: T^T <3 asuidhshfoeuew

Iwa: Yeah, I know.

Kuroo: And Akaashi's already spent three years learning how to cope with Bo's personality. Oikawa's a whole other challenge.

Kenma: yeah, but I'm pretty sure Akaashi has the patience. i mean, he dealt with bokuto like, in-game, for like, three years or something.

Yachi: Did anyone actually ask Akaashi-San what he thinks of this?

Akaashi: Oikawa-San is attractive.

Kuroo: And....?

Iwa: And?

Tsukki: And?

Akaashi: And that's it. Quite literally the extent of my feelings toward him.

Bokuto: AGHGHHGHASSHHIIIIII-

Atsumu: I'm so sorry I told him no phones we even took them away but he's fuckin' strong-

Unicorn-Flowers: I'm cutting this off before we can do any more damage to Boktuo's fragile psyche. How about some ratings?

Yachi: 6/10 for looks alone like damn-

Mattsun: I have to agree with Yachi. 7/10.

Akaashi: 2/10 I know nothing about him.

Unicorn-Flowers: Well, I'm proud of you guys! Not trying to jinx it or anything, but this was slightly less chaotic than usual! Props.

Kuroo: And with that, the world burned around her-

Unicorn-Flowers: Tetsuro Kuroo-