haikyuu reacts to ships

Kuroo x Yaku / Kuroyaku

Yaku: nO-

Yachi: The height difference is kind of cute though...

Yaku: what about my height?

Yachi: N-NOTHING.

Yaku: YOU COME IN MY HOUSE AND YOU SHOW ME THIS SHIT AND YPU EXPECT ME TO BE OKAY WITH IT??

Unicorn-Flowers: well...yeah i mean you don't really have a choice do you... aLSO THIS IS THE 69th CHAPTER WHICH ISN'T REALLY IMPORTANT BUT I FELT NEEDED TO BE MENTIONED-

Kuroo: why must you hurt me in this way?

Yachi: It's a necessary evil, babe.

Kenma: don't call him that.

Yachi: iM SORRY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A TERM OF ENDEARMENT-

Kenma: then don't endear him.

Yachi: OkAY WELL WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER I CALL HIM?!

Kenma: *shrugs*

Yachi: it's a necessary evil, luv.

Kenma: nO.

Yachi: it's a necessary evil...partner?

Kenma: no.

Yachi: ...it's a necessary evil, Kuroo?

Kenma: nope.

Yachi: buT THAT'S HIS NAME-

Kenma: i don't make the rules.

Yachi: bUT-

Alisa: but Levochka's been crushing on him since his first year! that's not fair!

Lev: Hahaha that's funny Lis. She's lying. That's a joke.

Yachi: *narrows eyes* i'm sure...

Akane: Aww! But look at how happy Yaku-Kun looks!

Yaku: my smile is a lie.

Bokuto: Kuro's hand is the size of his entire face.

Hinata: You're right Bokkun!!

Yaku: good i hope he uses it to-

Yachi: WHY DON'T WE NOT GO THERE-

Yaku: -suffocate me in my sleep.

Yachi: oh i...can't honestly tell if that's worse...

Kuroo: I'll do it.

Yaku: i'm counting on it.

Yachi: ಠωಥ please no-

Fukunaga: Honestly, I know that no one wants to hear this, but it could actually make a lot of sense. They were both in the same year for three years and while Kenma was still in middle school, Yaku was Kuroo's closest confidant.

Kuroo: unfortunately.

Yaku: not willingly.

Saeko: GOD IS BACK.

Fukunaga: Did you just compare me to god?

Tanaka: She called you god, there's a difference.

Saeko: I'm starting a religion around you, I hope you don't mind. You don't have to do anything though, just exist. O^O.

Fukunaga: o...okay...

Mattsun: The picture really plays up the size difference-

Yachi: No LET'S NOT GO THERE-

Yaku: i wish someone would hit me with a-

Kuroo: bat, bus, truck, plane, subway, mace, hammer, enormous stick-

Yaku: all of the above.

Unicorn-Flowers: Okay! Let's rate this, shall we? Before Yaku and Kuroo keep being off-puttingly morbid! Yay! Positivity! Keep it goin' Hinata!!

Hinata: Yeah!! 0/10!! I would like it but Kenma totally stops being nice when he's in a bad mood!!

Kenma: i'm never nice i don't know what your reference point is.

Hinata: Fair point but stil!!!

Kageyama: 8/10.

Kuroo: what???

Yaku: that wa so fckn random.

Kuroo: You're too lazy to type out 'fucking'? you misspelled 'was'??

Bokuto: Where diD HE EVEN COME FROM-

Hinata: WHERE DID HE GO

Atsumu: WHERE DID HE COME FROM

Thomas: COTTON EYED-

Yaku: What kind of hell on earth have you engineered?

Unicorn-Flowers: I don't know but I just got the ball rolling. You guys are the ones that keep it going. And I don't know what you're complaining about. Cotton Eyed Joe is fuckin fire.

Yaku: i hate myself for agreeing with you.

Unicorn-Flowers: *insert lenny face because i'm too lazy to copy and paste shit*

Yaku: whY DONT YOU CHASTISE AUTHOR-CHAN FOR BEING LAZY??

Kuroo: becauSE IF I DO SHES GOING TO FIND MORE SHIPS WITH ME IN THEM.

Unicorn-Flowers: see? Kuroo knows how this works.