haikyuu reacts to ships

Kenma x Hinata / Kenhina

Kenma: uh...me and shoyo aren't really...like that

Hinata: oh oh, yeah Kenma's cute but-

Yachi: bUT YOU LIKE KAGEYAMA?

Hinata: nO I-

Kuroo: yo yo yo, okay but like..hah, this doesn't play off my worst nightmares whatsoever *nervous laughter* *chokes* this is normal-

Suga: are we going to ignore the fact that Hinata literally called Kenma cute?

Yachi: Sugawara Koushi are you trying to test me?

Suga: Okay but when did Yachi get hardcore??

Hinata: I think it was that time in our second year when she and Kageyama got in a fight. He threw a milk drink at her and she punched him in the face.

Daichi: wait what-

Bokuto: whoa whoa whoa, okay look, ya'll do what you do you won't see me complaining, but I think Kuroo's crying so you'd better cut it the hell out. My best friend is in SUFFERING and it's all your fault-

Kenma: I'm sorry but Kuroo's my best friend. I've known him longer step the fuck off.

Bokuto: THEN WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON HIM??

Kenma: it can't be cheating we're not even in a relationship! And me and Shouyou aren't either! And you can't cheat on best friends becuase friends aren't mutually exclusive!

Bokuto: THEN WHY ARE YOU GETTING ANGRY THAT I CALLED KUROO MY BEST FRIEND?!

Kenma: I-....

Suga: no lie, Kenma sounds jealous.

Hinata: Bokkun I think you broke Kenma-san.

Lev: if you think about it, it really makes sense considering him and Hinata-san seem to be like, best friends or something-

Kenma: KUROO IS MY BEST FRIEND.

Lev: Okay, I know, true true Kenma-San, but you are pretty close with him right Yaku-San?

Yaku: nO WHY DID YOU BRING ME BACK HERE NO WHY.

Unicorn-Flowers: I'm sorry lev called you I felt obligated-

Yaku: LEV I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.

Lev: y a k u - s a n w h y.

Akaashi: If they want to be together, I'll support them.

Bokuto: akaASHI NO.

Akaashi: Bokuto-San, Kenma has agency over his life-

Bokuto: HE'S MEANT FOR KUROO THEY ARE SOULMATES.

Hinata: Is no one going to ask what I think of this?!

Kageyama: No. Your voice is one hundred percent a cheese grater on the ears.

Hinata: i'M SORRY ASSHOLE SAY WHAT-

Hinata: PLUS WHY DOES KENMA GET TO SPEAK BUT I DON'T?

Kageyama: you're talking literally right now. I can hear you and it's slowly killing me.

Tsukki: It actually does make sense. I mean they're both short as hell-

Hinata: I SWEAR TO FREAKING GOD TSUKISHIMA KEI-

Unicorn-Flowers: alright I'm going to stop this here. Always you, Tsukki. It's always you. Maybe cool it with being a dick once in a while.

Tsukki: no can do.

Unicorn-Flower: ugh, fine whatever. I'll do all the damage control myself then. Can we just wrap this up with ratings?

Kenma: um...4/10?

Lev: 9/10

Unicorn-Flowers: nO leV WHY-

Yaku: whatever, 7-8/10?? I don't know what the fuck do you want me to say?!

Bokuto: 0/10 KUROO IS DYING HE NEEDS HELP-

Kenma: whAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH KUROO-

Unicorn-Flowers: let's hope Kuroo's okay. Anyway, see you folks in the next chapter!

Bokuto: AUTHOR-CHAN WHY-