haikyuu reacts to ships

Sakusa x Atsumu / Sakuatsu

Atsumu: Hell yeah Omi's hot as fuck. 

Sakusa: No, no, there is literally no one on this earth I despise more-

Atsumu: really?

Sakusa: Okay, maybe one or two people. But you're in the top five. 

Bokuto: Oh come on Sakkun. You really don't think Tsum-Tsum's hot? 

Sakusa: No. He's disgusting. 

Bokuto: But you don't lie, right?

Sakusa: It's not a lie-

Bokuto: You sure? Look me in the eyes and tell me you seriously don't think Tsum-Tsum is even a little bit attractive.

Sakusa: ... 

Sakusa: Okay fine. He's classically attractive. 

Sakusa: But his personality is enough to offset the positive effects of his outward appearence. 

Sakusa: And okay so what? 

Sakusa: Just because I think he's hot doesn't mean I like him. He's stupid and a total douchebag and I'm pretty sure his entire personality can be summed up by the word 'fuckboy.' 

Sakusa: Like is he attractive? Yes. 

Sakusa: Do I have feelings for him? Yeah, sure. 

Hinata: WAIT SO YOU DO???

Sakusa: It was sarcasm you dumbass. 

Atsumu: Wait so ya think I'm hot?

Sakusa: I just insulted all of your personality traits and that's all you latch onto?

Atsumu: Look Omi, I'll take what I can get. 

Sakusa: I despise you.

Atsumu: Love ya too Omi Omi. 

Meian: Wait when did this happen?

Foster: This is going to be a press disaster. 

Sakusa: Why would this be a disaster? There's nothing going on-

Komori: awwwwweeeEEEEEEE-

Sakusa: no no, please god no.

Osamu: I swear t' god if ya hurt my brother I'll mess up yer face so bad yeh'll need facial reconstruction surgery and even then y'won't be able t' walk ten feet without a kid stopping t' scream at ya.

Sakusa: we're not even dating- 

Atsumu: woah woah, hold on. 'we're not even dating' meanin' there's a possibility that we could be dating which, in fact, means yer gay or at least ya like guys.

Sakusa: What I- No I-

Hinata: GUAAA OMI SAN IS GAY!! I BET WE HAVE THE GAYEST VOLLEYBALL TEAM IN ALL OF JAPAN!!!

Bokuto: HELL YEAH WE DO!!

Atsumu: Well, other than the high school legaues. Those be mad homo. 

Hinata: True true, uh huh uh huh!

Sakusa: Who the fuck says I'm gay?!

Atsumu: Um, you like two seconds ago. 

Sakusa: No, you said I was gay. 

Atsumu: And ya didn't correct me.

Sakusa: ...

Everyone else: ...

Sakusa: I hate this team and this whatever the fuck this is. See you at practice and don't bother me until then. 

Atsumu: ya can't avoid the truth ferever Omi Omi~

Unicorn-Flowers: Okay okay! You guys are so cute I wanna fucking d i e. BUT. I can't spend too long on one chapter no matter how invested I am in their *future* together. See you lovely people in the next chapter~