(A/N - This is for Kay_La910!)
Tsukishima: Terushima's a whore-
Unicorn-Flowers: I'm sorry but we don't accept haters in here Tsukishima Kei.
Tsukishima: HE HAS A FUCKING TONGUE PIERCING.
Yachi: Pretty whore!
Hinata: Cute whore!
Oikawa: Gorgeous as all hell whore!
Tsukishima: Stop turning all my insults into nice things.
Yachi: Then stop insulting people! :D
Atsumu: hey tongue-piercing guy, yer hot.
Terushima: You're hot too, I'd bang you.
Atsumu: hell yeah.
Osamu: Okay so Tsukishima ya passed up Atsumu on the way to slut's-vill and went fer this guy instead?
Yachi: nUH-UH YOU LOOK TOO SIMILAR IT'S WEIRD.
Komori: Which is obviously why Kyouteru is better.
Sakusa: oh fuck you. you're just saying that because-
Komori: I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE ALONE FOREVER PLEASE YOU HATE EVERYONE BUT ATSUMU LOVES YOU JUST FUCKING DATE HIM-
Sakusa: i will die on this hill-
Komori: ALONE.
Mattsun: Nah, I'm with Teddy-Bear Boy here, let's push the Kyouteru agenda.
Yachi: HE IS A TEDDY BEAR BOY-
Komori: Well I've been called 'motherfucker' 'idiot' 'doofus' and that's just by my cousin so...you know what? I'll take it.
Sakusa: I say it with love.
Komori: do you?
Sakusa: leaving dirty dishes in the sink overnight to "soak" is a crime against humanity and you deserve to be punished for it.
Oikawa: I'll be honest, I don't like this ship. I haven't even seen them interact before and Yahaba will die alone if he can't find someone to match his level of asshole-
Yahaba: I found you.
Oikawa: Oh, so you'd really date me just to prove your point? Just for the sake of sarcasm?
Yahaba: Everything in my life up until this point has been done for the sake of sarcasm. I only became a sports instructor because my mom said I couldn't. You really wanna bet I won't marry the shit out of you for the same reason?
Oikawa: Bring it. The fuck. On.
Iwa: Don't do that at all. Together your poor life decisions would reach peak stupidity and I can't spend the rest of my life cleaning up after your idiocy.
Mattsun: I say again, Kyouteru Agenda.
Kyoutani: I've Never Met This Man In My Life.
Unicorn-Flowers: Honey, the thing is that you don't have to have had to. Ain't that the wonderful thing about fandoms?
Kyoutani: that's the worst fucking thing about this fandom how tf do i get out?!
Unicorn-Flowers: I've been asking myself that for months :D
Makki: Hold on, important question: Terushima, is your penis also pierced?
Yachi: You can't just ask someone that-
Terushima: Why don't you come and find out~?
Tsukishima: WHORE-
Terushima: And yet I still wouldn't fuck you.
Tsukishima: ...
Yachi: ...0-0
Everyone: ...
Tsukishima: I've never been owned so fucking hard in my life. I don't...even know how to respond...
Kuroo: Just pay him two thousand yen and be done with it.
Terushima: Please do it'll contribute to the necklace I wanna get my sister for her birthday.
Yachi: How are you so cute?!
Terushima: *sticks out tongue* blep.
Yachi: *screaming*
Atsumu: fuckin' adorable. how does Buzz-Cut-Dude not like ya?
Kyoutani: BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE GUYS.
Yahaba: Oh we're still on that lie then? I see how it is.
Kyoutani: FUCK YOU.
Yahaba: Oh you wish you could hun.
Oikawa: Where, pray tell, did you get that ego from?
Yahaba: I just shaved off some of yours and called it a day.
Atsumu: damn Yahaba's an equal-opportunity killer.
Unicorn-Flowers: Okay, so I'm going to cut this off before Yahaba can brutally murder anyone else with that wit of his. Ratings y'all?
Yachi: 6/10 I still like Kyouhaba better but Terushima is amazing.
Atsumu: 8/10 I just like tongue-piercing guy. hmu if yer single.
Terushima: Will do~
Yachi: Don't he already has a boyfriend.
Atsumu: YAchcshfhchan.
Sakusa: kill me now.
Kyoutani: 0/10 I. Am not. Gay.
Yahaba: Are you sure about your answer?
Kyoutani: YES.
Yahaba: Wrong. Thanks for playing though.
Kyoutani: fuck me I'm leaving.
Yahaba: But how will I f**k you if you're leaving? :(
Kyoutani: One, I will literally punch you in the face. Two, why did you censor fuck?!
Mattsun: 10/10 Kyouteru Agenda.
Makki: 10/10 Kyouteru Agenda.
Iwa: You can't just agree with everything he says-
Unicorn-Flowers: shhh, let the Matsuhana be Iwa-Chan-
Iwa: What did we say about 'Iwa-Chan'?!
Unicorn-Flowers: uhh...the same thing we said about Kawa-Chan?
Iwa: i-
Unicorn-Flowers: ALRIGHT GOODBYE LOVELY READERS IF I DON'T GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO TALK HE CAN'T YELL AT ME ILY SEE YOU.
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