haikyuu reacts to ships

Iwaizumi x Hinata / Iwahina

(A/N - This is for Kay_La910!)

Unicorn-Flowers: I had this stroke of genius and just thought 'hey, why don't I put Iwahina and Oihina consecutively? Isn't that fun? What do you think?

Oikawa: i think you're a sadist.

Unicorn-Flowers: Maybe, but you say the funniest shit when you're suffering so-

Kenma: but actually Shouyou in Aoba Johsai's uniform is an aesthetic no cap.

Yachi: mhm, his hair goes perfectly.

Oikawa: Okay one, no, Hinata gets your hands off my mans. Two, aww they'd be so cute together they're both short as fuc-

Iwa: Where are you right now.

Oikawa:...nowhere. i'm dead. i fell off a subway platform and got run over by a train.

Iwa: That's how I'll make it look.

Oikawa: MATTSUN HELP ME I'M SCARED.

Makki: But fr though, Hinata's only two inches shorter than you now.

Iwa: Makki you wanna do this?

Makki: C'mon coward I'm not scared of you.

Iwa: you should be.

Yachi: I'll be honest, I don't see the dynamic here? Like, Iwaizumi-San is too nice to people he doesn't know well so there would be no witty banter. Not to mention that Shouyou-Kun doesn't half the tolerance for teasing the Oikawa-Babe does.

Suga: Yeah but Iwaizumi would be a baller boyfriend. Like think about it. He's successful, smart, responsible-

Bokuto: OHhh Shouyou we should add him to the list!

Hinata: Yeah yeah!

Suga: What list?

Bokuto: Our official list of husband material.

Hinata: It's pretty self-explanatory.

Suga: Who's one the list?

Bokuto: Well, we have Akaashi, of course. Osamu, Suga-Chan, Daichi-San, Kuro, and now Iwaizumi-San.

Atsumu: Ya put 'Samu on there but not me. Damn that's a slap in the face.

Hinata: Well, we love you 'Tsumu-Kun, but you forgot to pay your landlord two months in a row so you just...gave him your Rolex.

Atsumu: IT COST MORE THAN MY RENT ANYWAY I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM HERE.

Meian: That is the problem.

Sakusa: it's 'cause he's too dumb to read time without numbers.

Atsumu: WHO THE FUCK MAKES A CLOCK WITHOUT NUMBERS.

Sakusa: they're Roman numerals piss-for-brains.

Atsumu: I'M JAPANESE.

Sakusa: this is why you're not on the list.

Daichi: Okay, stepping back into the realm of sanity, I agree with what Yachi said. Yes, Suga, Iwaizumi would be a good boyfriend, but they don't really...click.

Komori: although, to be fair, they're both on the Japan national team in some respect so you could make an argument for that as their meet-cute.

Yachi: Oh My God Hi Komori I Love You.

Komori: Aw! Thanks small blonde woman in the fluffy skirt!

Sakusa: Motoya, her name is Yachi.

Yachi: T^T he acknowledged the fact that i'm an adult.

Komori: Short People Are Adults Too 2021

Tsukishima: Nah, if you're 5,8 or shorter you're legally invisible.

Hoshiumi: Dick.

Hinata: Bitch.

Yaku: Asshole.

Noya: Prick.

Kenma: you're not worth the insult.

Unicorn-Flowers: Fuck all of you at least you're not 4,10.

Tsukishima: LMFAO-

Unicorn-Flowers: Before you say another word, remember I have the power to put any ship in this godforsaken book that I want, and guess who has an entire harem around them.

Tsukishima: Blackmail is technically illegal.

Unicorn-Flowers: Yeah, but it's not like the police'll be able to catch me. I'm invisible, remember?

Tsukishima: ...Stop ruining my shit-

Unicorn-Flwoers: Anyway, why don't we get back on track with some ratings?

Daichi: 7/10 I think Iwaizumi would be a good mellower for Hinata. You know, like the counterbalance to all his crazy energy.

Yachi: 4/10 nuh uh, they don't know each other well enough to be cohesive.

Komori: 6/10. I mean, I'm not saying they're perfect or anything, but I think they'd make a good story. Especially because Hinata's so incredibly reckless with his body that Iwaizumi has to keep helping him.

Hinata: I AM NOT-

Komori: Literally three weeks ago you did a backbend into the splits just to prove to Atsumu-San you could and pulled a muscle. I was there. It was incredibly public. And all over the internet.

Hinata: THAT WAS ONE TIME.

Komori: Well it only really takes once...

Unicorn-Flowers: Okay, well, that's absolutely lovely to hear (not really, Hinata take care of yourself) but we're reaching our word quota. moving on~!