haikyuu reacts to ships

Goshiki x Kawanishi / i literally don't know the ship name for this

(A/N - this was requested by shiokori and honestly i thank you because i love this ship so much and i didn't realize there were any other people who knew about it T^T)

Goshiki: Kawanishi-San?????

Yachi: Awww such cuties! Look at Kawanishi-San's blush!!!

Saeko: And Goshiki's little smile is so precious I want to CRY T^T

Yachi: Hey! We have our names back!

Unicorn-Flowers: 'Cause some people are bitches and i'm such a nice fucking person.

Osamu: Ta be fair, ya totally had favorites...

Unicorn-Flowers: And? Of course I have favorites. You were one of them I don't see why you're complaining.

Osamu: Fair point, fair point.

Unicorn-Flowers: you guys give me too much credit.

'Kay: I don't give you any credit.

Yachi: That's probably why your name is still 'Kay...

'Kay: fucking bitch-

Semi: I never thought of this ship happening, but now that I think about it, it's not bad.

Ushijima: Yes, I agree. I think that Goshiki-San and Kawanishi-San would go well together. Kawanishi-San would be a good counterbalance to Goshiki-San's enthusiasm.

Goshiki: REE WAS THAT A COMPLIMENT??

Ushijima: I...do not know...? I do not understand why you still idolize me. You are also a V.League professional volleyball player-

Atsumu: ta be fair, Shouyou still freaks out when he sees that Tenma guy an' that dude's not even a volleyball player...

Yachi: I love it when famous people don't register their own fame.

Tendou: Toshi-Kun, just give the boy a break. He's excited to see you!

Goshiki: T^T I MISSED YOU GUYS. NONE OF MY NEW TEAMMATES KNOW MY FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR OR WHICH SHIRT IS MY BEST SHIRT OR HOW I LIKE MY TEA.

Semi: Really? Banana-Butter-Pecan with three pumps of strawberry sauce not two, hazelnuts chopped extra fine and cool whip not readywhip is not that hard to remember.

Tendou: it's obviously the baby blue button-down with the white ducks are they blind?

Kawanishi: You're telling me they've never made you jasmine tea with buckwheat honey before?

Goshiki: thIS is WHy i MisSED yOU GUYs <3

Daichi: why can't you guys be like this.

Hinata: yeehaw my beets.

Tanaka + Noya: *cackling* *choking on own spit*

Tsukki: I hope all of you do not walk calmly but rather violently fall into the fiery depths of hell.

Daichi: this is why none of you should have children.

Bokuto: the differences between Karasuno and Shiratorizawa really put things in perspective.

Akaashi: with all due respect, Bokuto-San, I can say from first-hand experience that the MSBY Black Jackals are a walking kitchen fire.

Saeko: Can we talk about Kawanishi's waist? Like holy shit how are you proportioned like this?? Hugging you would be everything??

Goshiki: Oh yeah! Kawanishi-San gives really good hugs!...when he gives them...

Semi: hold the fuck up, i never got a hug from Kawanishi.

Shirabu: don't feel bad, only Goshiki and Tendou ever did. And that's just because Goshiki started crying-

Goshiki: I WAS NOT CRYING.

Kawanishi: no you were that's why i did it.

Semi: So then Tendou is the only person you've ever hugged of your own volition?

Kawanishi: not even. he ran up and hugged me and i just stood there and died inside.

Yachi: AWW SO YOU GAVE GOSHIKI A HUG BECAUSE HE WAS SAD???

Kawanishi: yeah he was sniffling shut up about it.

Yachi: GOSHIKI IS SO CUTE-

Tendou: Truly, Goshiki is everyone's child.

Suga: lol so is Hinata. And Hoshiumi. And-

Atsumu: Shouyou is literally a twenty-four-year-old man.

Yachi: ...so is Goshiki...and Hoshiumi...

Hoshiumi: Actually I'm twenty-five.

Barnes: hUh, and I still can't see you without hurting my nec-

Hinata: Barnes-San, you're on really thin ice, i would quit while your ribcage is still intact...

Unicorn-Flowers: Well, that was entirely unsettling, why don't we get some ratings?

Yachi: 8/10 i adore them <3

Ushijima: 3/10 I do not think Kawanishi would enjoy a relationship. He values his privacy too highly.

Tendou: 7/10 I support it in theory but Toshi-Kun does have a point.

Semi: whatever, i don't really care as long as they're happy or whatever.

Shirabu: hmm, you? have a heart? something's off.

Semi: I tell you you're hot one time and now you think I'm a monster?

Shirabu: you've always been a monster, i think you're just getting better at hiding it-

Unicorn-Flowers: OKAY well I would have LOVED to end on Semi's sweet sentiment, but since you heathens have other plans we'll just call it quits here.