haikyuu reacts to ships

Sakusa x Hinata / Sakuhina

Sakusa: I said there were one or two people I despised more and he is one of those people. Before you ask, the other one is Bokuto.

Hinata: Like the unholy trinity!!!

Sakusa: Yes. Exactly. You're all horrible. So utterly detestable.

Atsumu: SHOUYOU WHY-

Hinata: I'M SORRY TSUMU-KUN I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS-

Bokuto: HINATA YOU CAN'T STEAL TSUM-TSUM'S BOYFRIEND.

Hinata: I'M POWERLESS I'M SORRY.

Sakusa: we're not dating and i'm living in hell. author-chan what the fuck.

Unicorn-Flowers: IM SORRY I'VE ALREADY TOLD ALL OF YOU A MILLION FUCKING TIMES I DON'T HAVE ANY SAY OVER WHAT PEOPLE SHIP PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE CUTE TOGETHER.

Sakusa: and do you think that?

Unicorn-Flowers: No you and Atsumu are soulmates i'm a sakuatsu stan sue me-

Sakusa: that's not a better answer. If you don't ship us why are you making us do this?

Unicorn-Flowers: Because I'm not the only person on the entire planet?

Sakusa: gross.

Unicorn-Flowers: You're gross. That's a lie you're very pretty but my comebacks are unadvanced.

Yachi: It's kind of cute, admittedly not my thing considering Sakuatsu is, in fact, everything. But how would they manage the height difference?

Hinata: HEY ITS NOT THAT BAD-

Atsumu: y'are half a foot shorter Sho.

Hinata: ILL SHOW YOU WHO'S HALF A FOOT SHORTER.

Atsumu: you, yer the short one. Look, i'd be scared by ya, but the only person other than kageyama ya've ever punched was Bokkun and ya started cryin after that cuz it was an accident.

Bokuto: it did hurt tho-

Hinata: I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO IT WAS ONE TIME-

Sakusa: can we please stop this now. please. i'm actually begging you. and i don't beg for anything.

Unicorn-Flowers: Sorry luv, I'd absolutely love to end this because i'm about as enthusastic about this ship as you are, but they still have like...200 words before i can cut them off. Get it out while you still can psychos.

Hinata: OMI-SAN IS HOT BUT HE'S TOO MEAN I WOULD CRY SO OFTEN

Atsumu: I DON'T LIKE THIS IS MAKES ME FEEL SAD

Bokuto: TSUM-TSUM HAD A CRUSH ON HINATA FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS

Atsumu: WHY WOULD YA SAY THAT?!

Bokuto: I'M SORRY I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING HONESTY TIME?!

Atsumu: NOT THAT FUCKIN' HONEST.

Hinata: Why wouldn't you tell me about this?! When did this happen?! Tell me now or i will start crying?!

Atsumu: jesus christ don't fuckin' cry. look, remember that game where ya made that super awesome save with yer knee? that was hot as fuck. but then two weeks later, you knocked yerself out tryina do a tiktok dance drunk on a bar stool. and that's pretty much where it ended.

Hinata: BUT THAT'S SO SUPERFICIAL.

Atsumu: EXACTLY. WE HAD TO TAKE YA TO THE ER.

Unicorn-Flowers: god, please, let's just do ratings before this spirals any further.

Hinata: 7/10 he's like the second most attractive person on our team but i would get emotionally wrecked.

Sakusa: second ? i swear to god if the first is atsumu i'll fucking murder us all.

Hinata: I can't legally tell you it'd spark too much conroversy

Atsumu: ya've already sparked conteroversy-

Meian: 8/10 opposites attract. That's how I met my wife.

Osamu: 10/10.

Atsumu: wh -at ?

Osamu: i'm partially doin' this just to spite ya but mostly i'm doin' it cuz if Sakusa's got a boyfriend he can't date you.

Atsumu: WHy dO YOU HATE OMI-KUn.

Osamu: because he's a horrible person.

Sakusa: he's right i'm a terrible human being but also hey-

Bokuto: 5/10 because i would totally support them since their both my friends-

Sakusa: we're not friends-

Bokuto: hurtful but moving on, but also i know Tsum-Tsum would be crushed and he deserves happiness. On a completely unrelated note, would anyone like to sign my petition Atsumu Deserves Happiness 2021?

Hinata: *signed

Yachi: *signed

Oikawa: *signed

Meian: *signed

Osamu: nope.

Sakusa:...

Bokuto:...

Hinata:...

Sakusa: fine whatever. *signed.