Just a little turtlejou for ya

The room

 Are you hooked? Huh? Huh? Admit it. You are.

Kinkajou: *lays on the floor* who are you? I have venom, and I'm not afraid to use it!

???: it doesn't matter who I am. But I know you're Kinkajou. You have a fiancé named turtle. How devastating it will be for him to see you murdered right before his eyes. Oh wait. He won't be sad. He DID hire me. The best assassin ever. Me, Deathbringer.

Kinkajou: would Glory, the love of your life, like this?

Deathbringer. She doesn't matter. I killed her anyway. And now, I am going to kill you.

Kinkajou: funny, how you think you can kill me.

Deathbringer: oh, but I can. * places his hands of kinkajous neck*

Kinkajou: if turtle hired you, let him see you kill me! I'm ready to sacrifice me to save him anyday.

Deathbringer: ok then. *snaps kinkajous neck* now I won't have to deal with you anymore

BWAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAA I LOVE TO TORTUE YOU GUYS FIRST THE NO FOR THE WEDDING, THEN THE "OK NOW, ON THE FLOOR OR DIE" AND NOW KINKAJOU DEAD! BWAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAA