Just a little turtlejou for ya

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Turtle: HELP!!! HELP!!! KINKAJOU IS HURT!!!

Kinkajou: *wakes up*

Turtle: wait, she's waking up. Phew.

Kinkajou: *sees turtle* AAHHHHHH *leaps to her feet and spays venom on his arm

Turtle: good thing I enchanted my scales to be invulnerable to harm.

Turtle: What was that about kinkajou?

Kinkajou: wait, what. This isn't heaven. Where am I seawing?

Turtle: Kinkajou, what happened. You fell down my secret tunnel and were unconscious for a day!

Kinkajou: what do you mean? Don't you want me dead and hired deathbringer to do it? Ohhhhhh oof.

Turtle: what? I don't want you dead, I love you!

Kinkajou: I know. It was all a dream! You said I was knocked out for a day, right? So I dreamed that I fell down a hole-

Turtle: which you did. You must have been out when you hit the floor. Your supposed to fly down, not fall.

Kinkajou: yeah, I figured that. Anyway, I dreamed that deathbringer killed glory, me, you, and himself so you can call me a brat in heaven.

Turtle: what? You were right kinkajou. Oof. You must have been thinking about negative things before you fell

Kinkajou: actually, I was thinking about the quadruple wedding.

Turtle: then I don't know why you dreamt that. Well. Winter said he would come.

Kinkajou: cool! So can you tell me why you have a secret tunnel that opens when me or you talk to it.

Turtle: well, I kept it for wedding plans for me and you, in case you said yes when I proposed.

Kinkajou: awwww that's so sweet. *kisses turtle*

Turtle: also, after the wedding, I made something for our honeymoon, but it's a surprise, so your not allowed to open it until then, ok?

Kinkajou: you know I don't have patience, but for you, fine.

Turtle: thanks. So winter asked if he could bring a scavenger? To teach it about dragon ways. He is thinking of keeping it as a pet. We don't know to name yet, though.

???: ok now, on the floor or die

Kinkajou: am I dreaming again?

???: nope! April fools! I was listening in!

Kinkajou: deathbringer? Growl! It's isn't even April! IT IS JANUARY

Deathbringer: All the same to me!

Glory: *tackles deathbringer* ok now, let kinkajou go or die *wraps her claws around deathbringer neck*

Deathbringer! IM NOT HODLING HER HOSTAGE HELP!!

Glory: *releases him* APRIL FOOLS

Deathbringer: it isn't even April!

Glory: I know. That'll teach you for doing that to poor kinkajou.

Clay: *wraps his talons around glory's neck* lets him go or die

Kinkajou: Here we go again.

* a minutes later* 

Peril: *wraps talons around clay* let her go or-

Glory: OWWWWWWW GET OFF US PERIL YOUR BURNING USSSSSSS!!!

Peril: Sorry! Sorry! I thought it was a game!

Turtle: *enchants glory and deathbringer to not get burned*

Kinkajou: I got the best boyfriend ever! *hugs turtle*

Turtle: what? Why?

Kinkajou: oh sorry. I got the best FIANCÉ ever *hugs him*

Turtle: *hugs her back*

Clay: awwwww that's nice