Me: *gulp*
Peril: *revives turtle and kinkajou and moon and glory*
Deathbringer: very nice knowing you and being sane glory.
Glory: you too...
Deathbringer: *is being shown pictures of quickstrick being stuck with lightning* NOOOOOOO PLEASE NO NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT. *Glory dating anyone else* NOOOOOOOOO THATS THE SECOND WORST THING EVER *glory being struck with lightning* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THAT KILL ME NOW ANYTHING BUT THAT PLEASE NO PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!
Me: even I feel his pain.
Peril: me too mysterious scavenger. Me too.
Glory: *sobbing*
Deathbringer: *is finally let out* glory... I'm too weak to go on. Avenge me. *faints*
Glory: a bit unnecessary dude.
Deathbringer: I know but it's DRAMATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glory: whatever. My turn?
Sunny: sure.
Glory: *is showing picture of scarlet with her face good making Starflight die in the arena*
Glory: hey scarlet? Watch this! Your pet learned a trick! *flies down and makes sure she gets scarlet in the eye*
Glory: NEXT PICTURE.
Glory: *is being shown a picture of deathbringer dying*
Glory: *gives him a totem of undying* NEXT.
Glory: *is being shown a picture of deathbringer sailing away with here crown because he was using her*
Me: I'm having flashbacks from tangled.
Glory: me too. *discovers the stabbingtons* hey guys! Wanna die? *kills them and then turned the ship around* IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, YOU HUNK OF JUNK? YOU STUPID PIECE OF MACHINERY? YOU CAN OF TRASH??? YOU... YOU...
Deathbringer: YOU OVERBAKED BURGER!
Kinkajou: YOU MUSHY PINEAPPLE!
Turtle: YOU ROTTEN FISH!
Moon: YOU MELTED ROCK!
Qibli: *wakes up* *drowsily* YOU OFF COURSE SAND STORM!
Machine: sorry guys. I was programmed to show you sad thoughts. Now I'm gonna show you more sad thoughts. Everyone in!
Everyone: ok!
Machine: *shows them happy thoughts* these thoughts are sad for sad thoughts!
Everyone: YOUR A GREAT FRIEND!
Machine call me bob. Also, I make French fries and ketchup.
Everyone:YOUR THE BEST FRIEND EVER BOB!!!
Sunny: LOSERS I STILL HAVE MY CLAY
Clay: DO you though? *punches sunny outta the world and kisses peril*
And everything was back to normal. Well as normal as things get. Look.
Me: *shows picture of everyone going crazy because they added too much sugar to the ketchup*
Me: haahahahahahaha now bye ima eat pizza.
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