Pranksters

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Qibli: hey!

Kinkajou: hi!

Qibli: gotta tell you something.

Kinkajou: ...... DID MOON DIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Qibli: no but...... i looooooooooooooove you and i wannna kisssssssssssssssss you and I want you to duuuuuuuuuuump turtle so we can be happy together.

Kinkajou: WTF MAN SNAP OUTTA IT

Clay: NO I LOVE YOU AND I WANNA KISS YOU!

Kinkajou: do you love food?

Clay: not more than you

Kinkajou: ok stop it guys. Jokes over, i figured it out.

Qibli: DAMMIT CLAY WE ALMOST HAD HER

Clay: hey! Detention for you!

Qibli: shut up

Clay: shutting up.

Me: softie.

Clay: not when it comes to food.

Me: true.

Kinkajou: so anyway do you know why they were pranking me?

Me: obviously because the title is called "pranksters" oh no ive told you too much *runs away*

Kinkajou: ... wut

Me: *comes back* *takes out sword* say goodbye.

Kinkajou: BYEEEEEEEE ILL BE BACK IN A F-

Me: *swipes sword and DUN DUN DUN kills her*

Turtle: respawns on right

Me: yea

Kinkajou: oh hey yo wazzup

Turtle: nothin much, just went on the best date ever. Yep, moons so hot. Way more than you. Well, bye! *skips away like nothings wrong*

Me: ... what was that we didnt have a prank scheduled.....

Kinkajou: WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Kinkajou: my husband left me for my friend. *cries*

Turtle: HAHA! GOT YOU! I PRANKED THE PRANKSTER! Wait what's wrong, kinkajou?

Kinkajou: do you seriously not remember? The prank was to make him feel sad because turtlejous ded even though it isnt, so i decided to fake cry to spice it up a little.

Turtle: now i remember.

Me: .......... how did i not see this coming. I have taught you well, young Jedi.

Kinkajou: STAR WARS WOOHOO LETS GO REWATCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

Me: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHOOP WHOOP the empire strikes back ending was pretty sad but STILL AWESOME!

Kinkajou: ikr

A few days later

Kinkajou: I gotta make coffee its the middle of the night and we still haven't finished. I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDVE EATEN LUNCH WHILE WATCHING!

Turtle: yeaaaaaa probably

Me: *has fallen asleep*

Kinkajou: WAKE UPPPPPPPPPP

Me: huh what where who why how the answer to 35325932759324732 times 32593538423 is 2 i dont wanna go to school just let me sleep wait Star Wars gotta stay awa- *falls back asleep*

Kinkajou: yeah...... we should probably sleep too

Tomorrow

Kinkajou: ok I'm thinking... lets take a tiny break from Star Wars, considering i never wanna see Han Solos face ever again.

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