Qibli: hey!
Kinkajou: hi!
Qibli: gotta tell you something.
Kinkajou: ...... DID MOON DIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Qibli: no but...... i looooooooooooooove you and i wannna kisssssssssssssssss you and I want you to duuuuuuuuuuump turtle so we can be happy together.
Kinkajou: WTF MAN SNAP OUTTA IT
Clay: NO I LOVE YOU AND I WANNA KISS YOU!
Kinkajou: do you love food?
Clay: not more than you
Kinkajou: ok stop it guys. Jokes over, i figured it out.
Qibli: DAMMIT CLAY WE ALMOST HAD HER
Clay: hey! Detention for you!
Qibli: shut up
Clay: shutting up.
Me: softie.
Clay: not when it comes to food.
Me: true.
Kinkajou: so anyway do you know why they were pranking me?
Me: obviously because the title is called "pranksters" oh no ive told you too much *runs away*
Kinkajou: ... wut
Me: *comes back* *takes out sword* say goodbye.
Kinkajou: BYEEEEEEEE ILL BE BACK IN A F-
Me: *swipes sword and DUN DUN DUN kills her*
Turtle: respawns on right
Me: yea
Kinkajou: oh hey yo wazzup
Turtle: nothin much, just went on the best date ever. Yep, moons so hot. Way more than you. Well, bye! *skips away like nothings wrong*
Me: ... what was that we didnt have a prank scheduled.....
Kinkajou: WTF IS GOING ON HERE
Kinkajou: my husband left me for my friend. *cries*
Turtle: HAHA! GOT YOU! I PRANKED THE PRANKSTER! Wait what's wrong, kinkajou?
Kinkajou: do you seriously not remember? The prank was to make him feel sad because turtlejous ded even though it isnt, so i decided to fake cry to spice it up a little.
Turtle: now i remember.
Me: .......... how did i not see this coming. I have taught you well, young Jedi.
Kinkajou: STAR WARS WOOHOO LETS GO REWATCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM
Me: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHOOP WHOOP the empire strikes back ending was pretty sad but STILL AWESOME!
Kinkajou: ikr
A few days later
Kinkajou: I gotta make coffee its the middle of the night and we still haven't finished. I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDVE EATEN LUNCH WHILE WATCHING!
Turtle: yeaaaaaa probably
Me: *has fallen asleep*
Kinkajou: WAKE UPPPPPPPPPP
Me: huh what where who why how the answer to 35325932759324732 times 32593538423 is 2 i dont wanna go to school just let me sleep wait Star Wars gotta stay awa- *falls back asleep*
Kinkajou: yeah...... we should probably sleep too
Tomorrow
Kinkajou: ok I'm thinking... lets take a tiny break from Star Wars, considering i never wanna see Han Solos face ever again.
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