Uh oh
Peril: I wonder what clays doing?
Peril: hmmmmmmmmm probably eating.
Clay: *is not eating**is reading wings of fire*
Peril: oh! Nice!How is wings of fire?
Clay: peril... it's us. The first 5 books are me tsunami glory starflight and sunny under the mountain and when the war still happened. Then moonwatcher, winter, YOU, turtle and Qibli.
Peril: IM FAMOUS
Clay: ME TOO! But also, these things really happened. We know the future!
Peril: WOOHOOOOOO! Let's see our kids!
Clay: ok! Hmmmmmm uh oh. Please, don't kill anyone.
Peril: why would I?
Clay: it says *wince* that we break up, you marry... cliff.. and I marry... thorn.
Peril: NOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA BREAK UP WITH YOU
Clay: me neither, but we should accept it. It's our future, our destiny. We just... weren't made for eachother. But think on the bright side, you become a princess, I become a king. HECK WERE ROYAL!
Peril: *sniff* but no you
Clay: and no you. Well, we might as well start dating our future husband/wives. Stay in touch, ok?
Peril: of course.
Clay: *goes to thorns palace* hey there!
Qibli : hi clay! How peril doing?
Clay: we broke up.
Qibli: oh I'm so sorry! Are you all right?
Clay: yeah. It's my destiny to marry thorn. Lemme see her.
Qibli: um ok?
Clay: *thinking* whoa... she is hot!
Thorn: *thinking* whoa... he is hot!
Clay: *kisses thorn*
Thorn: *kisses back*
Qibli: uhhhhhhh I'm gonna go...................
clay and thorn at the same time: marry me! No you first! Hahahahahahaha ok I'll marry you.
Meanwhile..........
Peril: wait... what about auklet?
Peril: oh yeah I forgot. They broke up a while ago due to coral moving to pantala.
Me: what!? That didn't happen!
Peril: OH YEAH IT DID CRAZY SCAVENGER!!! SO GO AWAY BEFORE I RIP YOU TO SHREDS!!!
Me: gee SOMEones a grumpopotamus after losing clay. *disappers*
Peril: WAIT SCAVENGER HIW DO YOU KNOW THAT???
Me: *in her head* *sing-song* you'll rip me to shreds!
Peril: grrrrrrr STUPID PROMISES STUPID SCAVENGER STUPID LIFE!!!
Cliff: hi pewil! How you doin'?
Peril: just lemme do this. *kisses cliff*
Cliff: you awre hot! And not the hot food kind! *wink wink*
Peril: thanks. Now howzabout gettin' married?
Cliff: now housabound me saying yea?
Peril: SUCH A CINNABUN! Now you're MY cinnabun. *kisses cliff*
SUDDENLY!!! TEMORS IN DA EARTH! FEAR EVERYWHERE! EVERYONE IS GONNA DIE!
Peril: not with me their not.
Clay: me neither.
Peril: *kisses clay* together again?
Clay: you bet! This never happened!
Earth: *calms down* CLERIL FOR LIFE!
Peril: OH YEA *high fives earth*
Clay: up top! Down low! To the side, the other side. In the ground. In space! IN YA FACE!
Earth: *rumbles* grrrrrr
Clay: *panics* JUST A JOKE WADDYA WANT MY COWS? HERE TAKE MY COWS!! *throws cows on the ground*
Peril: 🤦♂️ just kiss me.
Coral: WERE BACK FROM VACATION!
Cliff: AUKLET!
Auklet: CWIFFY!
Cliff: *kisses auklet*
Auklet: *kisses cliff*
Coral: come on, auklet. Time to unpack from our vacation. You can kiss later.
Auklet: ugh mommie!
Clay: *laughs*
Meanwhile
Thorn: *sniffs* my clay clay is gone forever.
Smolder: SURPRISE *kisses thorn* hey gurl *kisses her again*
Thorn: smolder? SMOLDER!! *hugs smolder* your back! I thought you died?
Smolder: nope! I only got ran over by rhinos, trampled by a train, and hit on the head with a purse when I accidentally touched an old lady trying to kiss you.
Me: THORNDER! CLERIL! AUKLIFF!
Thorn smolder clay peril auklet and cliff: *high five me*
Clay: up high, Dow-
Me: I'll save you the trouble. *puts my hand to his face* IN YA FACE!
Clay: hahahahahahahahaha!
Peril: NO ONE GIVES THE HAND TO MY CLAY! RAWR!
Me: that's my cue to LEAVE, *salutes them and falls off building* IM OK!
Clay: *recovers from laughter* I like that little guy
Me: thanks! Toodleloo!
Peril: *punches me*
Me: *disappears at the last second*
Peril: HEY! I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU READERS! DO. YOU. SHIP. CLERIL?? IF ANY OF YOU SHIP CLAYNAMI, GLORAY, STARAY, OR SUNAY, ILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS!!!
Clay: she's trying to say we support your opinion.
Peril: no. I'm really not.
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