I shall now eat pizza
Me: WELCOME TO I SHALL NOW
Kinkajou: what's I shall now?
Me: it's when you take turns of saying I shall now and do whatever you want.
Glory: I SHALL NOW NOT TAKE TURNS!
Me: except that
Glory: BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: no booing please
Kinkajou: ILL START! So darkstalker put you in prison huh?
Turtle: yes why
Kinkajou: I SHALL NOW SHOVE 70 PINEAPPLES UP HIS SNOUT *shoves 69 pineapples up his snout* oh I DONT HAVE A 70TH
Sliver (glory's sloth) : *throws a pineapple at kinkajou*
Kinkajou: *catches* thanks. *shoves it up darkstalkers snout*
Darkstalker: *dies*
Kinkajou: YAY!
Qibli: me next! I shall now kiss the most beautiful person in this room. *leans to moon* *leans over moon to mirror* *kisses mirror*
Kinkajou: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK moon don't look at this.
Moon: QIBLI!!! 😡
Qibli: sorry moon. Your second beautiful-est
Moon: *scoffs* I DONT HAVE TO TAKE THIS* *leaves* *comes back* is Qibli still here?
Qibli: yeah you were gone for 2 seconds
Moon: good your still here.
Me: 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Moon: my turn. I shall now slap Qibli. *slaps qibli*
Qibli: OW although that didn't hurt much IT HURTS INSIDE!
Moon: you chose a mirror instead of me.
Qibli: *looks at mirror again* hey there, beautiful.
Moon: ARGH
Glory: immmmmmmmmm gonna do my turn now. I SHALL NOW get away from Cleril4life
Me: ouch.
Glory: *leaves*
Deathbringer: I shall now get away from Cleril4life too. *leaves*
Me: double ouch.
Turtle: I shall now kiss the most beautiful person in this room. *goes to mirror* PHYCHE *kisses kinkajou*
Kinkajou: awwwwwwww.
Clay: I shall now eat. *eats beef*
Peril: I shall now... wait I don't know what to say. Skip me.
Toucan: I shall now kill scarlet.
Me: how many times will you do that?
Toucan: as many times as clay has eaten. I'm already at 1000.
Clay: HA! IM AT 1000000!! *sticks tounge out*
Toucan: real mature. *kills scarlet at least 70 times*
Me: I guess we all have a villain we love to hate. Mine is blister.
Qibli: same *high fives me*
Me: wait how can we be same?
Turtle and kinkajou: *is currently beating the nachos out of darkstalker*
Me: I take that question back.
Moon: I am morrowseer. And he's my father.
Morrowseer: moon, I am your father.
Moon: shut up, *says with disgust* dad *kills him 20 times*
Peril: mine is strangely not scarlet. I feel like she has enough dragons mad at her. Oh who am I kidding mine is totally scarlet.
Clay: mine is cattail.
Peril: OMG ME TOO SHES THE WORST but also scarlet
Me: cattail? OH RIGHT YOUR mom
Clay: worst. Mom. Ever. *shreds tree* she'll pay for sending me to the talons of peace without a second thought, separating me from my brothers and sisters, and wait no I'm not gonna say the last one, otherwise murder rampage from peril.
Peril: what was it?
Clay: disapprovingofcleril
Me: my new nemesis. *uses author powers to bring her here* all yours
Clay: YAAAAAA *rips off cattails mouth* you'll never eat again.
Cattail: *sadness in her eyes*
Clay: oh mom. Your sad? I DONT CARE YOU BITCH NO ONE DISAPPROVES OF CLERIL!
Peril: YOU TELL HER CLAY!
Me: WAIT DONT KILL HER! *turns off respawn* ok you can now.
Clay: *snaps cattails neck*
Clay: well there goes my streak of no murder.
Everyone in the room: I won't tell.
Clay: thanks.
Peril: OH! I shall now.................. DAMMIT! I STILL CANT THINK!
Me: *whispers in her ear*
Peril: that won't work.
Me: yes it will. I have great aim.
Peril: fine. I SHALL NOW EAT PIZZA!
Me: *throws pizza in her mouth*
Peril: *gulp* NEW FAVORITE FOOD!!!
Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh if you are gonna eat as often as clay-
Peril: OF COURSE I AM
Me: *creates treadmill* you need to use this
Peril: ok so *puts pizza on the treadmill* *turns it on* *jumps to end* *puts mouth to end* pizza comes to mouth*
Me: *sigh*
Readers: *die of overuse of asterisks*
Me: *turns respawn on* k they are respawning.
Peril: hey guys.
Me: *ends part* GOTTA GO LATE FOR SCHOOL BYEEEEEEEEEE
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