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What. Has. Happened. Tell us now Part 3

Wondering why kinkajou said no? Find out in this chapter.

Glory: it is... an egg. My egg.

Kinkajou: *getting sick* tell... my... tale...

Turtle: nonononononoNONONONO THIS ISNT HAPPENING KINKAJOU I ENCHANT YOU NOT TO DIE!!!

Kinkajou: *gets better* thanks so much turtle. That is why I didn't want that to happen

Glory: but why did you almost die?

Kinkajou: I almost died of too much glorybringer.

Turtle: that's a thing?

Kinkajou: yes. It's a thing. It can happen to anyone if they aren't careful.

Turtle: really?

Kinkajou: yes. Well, since you enchanted me not to die, you need to do the same for you.

Turtle: why?

Kinkajou: well, you couldn't live without me. But now I can't die. So you won't lose me. But can die, and I can't live without you.

Turtle: awwwwwwwwww then of course I will! I enchant me to not die.

Glory: you guys are sooo cute! I never thought those words would come out of my mouth SOMEONE SAVE ME jk

Turtle: what.

Glory: whatever. Just come.

Deathbringer: what happened?

Glory: welllllll, I told them we had an egg and kinkajou almost died of too much glorybringer-

Deathbringer: that's a thing?

Glory: well of course! Anyway, then turtle enchanted her to never die and she just told him to make himself not be able to die too bc he can't live without her and she can't live without him. Then I said that they were cute and after that I said I never thought those words would come from my mouth and gagged and then I said jk. So yeah.

Deathbringer: okkkk??? Well, anyway, big news. Our egg,, it hatched. I think it happened 5 days ago.

Glory: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE where is he??

Deathbringer: I found him near the house near a tree.

Kinkajou: did you say near a tree?

Deathbringer: Yes. He said he crashed into two trees.

Kinkajou: turtle! A word.

Turtle: yes.

Kinkajou and turtle: that's the messenger!

Kinkajou: GLORY we actually met your son. He. Is. Adorable!!! We were actually thinking of adopting him if he had no parents.

Glory: 2 things. 1. How did you meet my son, but I didn't meet my son?

Kinkajou: I have no idea.

2. You are not getting my son, but you can co-parent him. But only if you live here.

Kinkajou: well that's great! We already decided to move to the rainforest, and we are gonna have a house right next to you!

Glory: that's great!

Kinkajou: I know!

Turtle: ok so I have a 2 questions, and one of them I'm asking for glory.

1. Let's see the dragonet! 2. What are you going to name him?

Deathbringer: oh, yeah. Right. I'll get him. *goes around the corner of the house and comes back in a minute.*

Deathbringer: I am proud to present, our dragonet!

Glory: and for what we are going to name him, I think I have the perfect name. Koala

Deathbringer: perfect.

Turtle: that sounds great!

Kinkajou: so adorable. I know just what to get him for his first birthday.

Glory: what?

Kinkajou: a toy koala of course!

Glory: oh. My. Gosh that is so cute!!!!!

Kinkajou: I second that.

Turtle: I third that

Deathbringer: I fourth that!

Glory: ooooohhh now that we have a dragonet, I can't wait to spoil the grandkids!!

Deathbringer: me neither.

Koala: you know I can hear yous, wight?

Glory: umm... is he speaking?

Deathbringer: yes. He. Is. The. Best. Dragonet. Ever.

Glory: yes he is! He is even better than the adorable cinnabun skywing prince, Cliff!

Kinkajou: totally.

Cliff: *flies to the forest* I think not! I chawenge koawa to a cuteness chawenge!!

Koala: I accept, cwiff.

Kinkajou: so. Cute. That's all I can say.