Just a little turtlejou for ya

Our new king! THE BITCH!

🎶 our new king, he's a bitch, our new king! 🎶 

Kinkajou: *slamming head on table*

Me: that bad?

Kinkajou: he *slams head* wont *slams head* leave *slams head* me *slams head* alone *about to slam head* 

Me: *stops her from slamming head* your gonna get amnesia

Kinkajou: *gasp* THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU *hugs me*

Me: um... your welcome? I did not think stopping her from getting amnesia was that big a deal, I mean her husband is an animus.

Kinkajou: no, I mean for the idea! IM GONNA GIVE COCONUT AMNESIA SO HE FORGETS ABOUT ME!!

Me: OH! Then your welcome!

Kinkajou: hey coconut. If you love me so bad, you gotta do what I say.

Coconut: ok.

Kinkajou: get amnesia.

Coconut: nope, I don't need to do this. Give in to your heart, you know you want to.

Kinkajou: your right. I don't want to do something with you.

Coconut: *smug grin* then do it.

Kinkajou: *punches coconut unconscious*

Kinkajou: TURTLE! 

Turtle: what's wrong?

Kinkajou: can you give him amnesia? Then he'll forget about me.

Turtle: of course. Just gotta... ok he has it.

Coconut: what... where am I? Who am I? Who are you?

Kinkajou: *hugs turtle* thanks.

Coconut: so. What am I doing here, wherever here is.

Kinkajou: ok mystery man. Your a secret agent under my command.

Coconut: got it. What's my assignment, sir, ma'am whatever?

Kinkajou: go to the rainforest and never come back.

Coconut, now I don't think I can do that, kinkajou.

Kinkajou: oh no. WHY DIDNT THE AMNESIA WORK?

Coconut: I'm too powerful for that. I am your king, after all.

Kinkajou: deathbringer is my king!

Coconut: oh no, I killed him. And his... unimpressive little rainwing.

Coconut: so now I am your king, and every king, needs a queen.

Kinkajou: if what you say is true, I am the queen, and turtle is the king. In every kingdom, one law the previous king/queen made is valid, even in death. That law is if anything happened to them, turtle and I are king and queen.

Coconut: rats. Well, I can always make things more... open.

Me: oh no!

Coconut: now if you don't disable turtles animus powers, I will kill you.

Me: *gulp*

Kinkajou: *nods*

Me: *disables his animus power*

Coconut: gooooood *grabs turtle by the throat* now. It's your choice, kinkajou. Watch him die, or divorce him?

Kinkajou: divorce. Definitely divorce.

Coconut: finally, in an agreeable state. Now obviously, you need to say an oath, to never marry him again.

Turtle: DO IT! Say the oath. Say it. Say it.

Kinkajou: what's the oath?

Coconut: I pledge on my life to marry coconut and divorce turtle.

Kinkajou: i pledge on my life to marry coconut and divorce turtle.

Kinkajou: *kisses turtle* I CAN STILL DATE HIM!

Coconut: you leave me no choice. *takes a sword* LET THIS BE KNOWN AS THE DAY WHEN KING TURTLE FALLS, AND KING COCONUT RISES! *raises sword*

Turtle: *grabs his own sword* you may kill me, but you'll never be king. *knocks coconuts sword toward moon*

Moon: *catches it* now, coconut. 3 dragons with a powerful tail that can slap you silly, fire, and venom. You do you think will win.

Kinkajou: *gets venom ready*

Moon: *gets fire ready*

Turtle: *has tail in attack position*

Qibli: and a fourth with a venom tail *arches his tail like a scorpion*

Peril: 5 with firescales. *has her claws ready*

Clay: 6 with... a big appetite that can eat you. *gets his jaw ready*

Glory and deathbringer: 7 and 8 with glorybringer power.

Me: 9 with author powers.

Whole fandom: 10 WITH FANDOM POWERS!!!!

Moon: so. Who will win. So many people/dragons against one lazy fruit eating rainwing that can't even catch a melon.

Coconut: *hightails it out of there*

Kinkajou: something tells me he won't be coming back.

Rainwings: so that bitch isn't our king?

Glory and deathbringer: nope.

Rainwings: LONG LIVE QUEEN GLORY! LONG LIVE KING MURDERBASKET!!

Deathbringer: grrrrrrrrrrrr