Just a little turtlejou for ya

Tricks and treats

Turtle: ok, I remade the machine that makes anything you want

Kinkajou: THAT THING IS EVIL

Turtle: nope! I made it not be able to speak!

Kinkajou: ok. Hey machine, gimme a Diet Coke

Machine: *on the screen* Not invented

Kinkajou: gimme a mango juice then

Machine: *on the screen* ok. Made of mangoes or strawberries?

Kinkajou: *leaves and says* that thing is stupid

Turtle: I don't understand. Diet Coke's have been invented, and you obviously said MANGO juice- oh I'm talking to myself

Kinkajou: *gets water* sigh. Wish I had a coke

Turtle: um

Kinkajou: WAIT WAIT WAIT. I WISH I HAD LEMONADE.

 *lemonade appears*

Kinkajou: whoa. Am I an animus?

Turtle: maybe?

Kinkajou: I wish turtle was teleported right between moon and Qibli.

Turtle: *gets teleports right between moon and Qibli right when they're about to kiss*

Moon and Qibli: YUCK

Turtle: sorry! Kinkajou enchanted me to come between you guys

Moon: kinkajou isn't an animus

Turtle: yes she is *whispers in moon and qiblis ear*

Qibli: I didn't hear

Turtle: *writes it down on paper*

Qibli: ok

Turtle: *gets transported back to kinkajou*

Kinkajou: TURTLE IM AN ANIMUS

Turtle: you are! *under his breath* kinda *regularly* and when you teleported me, mpthey were about to kiss, and I blocked it by accident

Kinkajou: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kinkajou: I enchant turtles pet turtle to faint and awaken in 1 hour

Turtle: NOPE

kinkajou: whaddya mean?

Turtle: I tricked you! I was casting those spells! But I'm not making my pet faint

Kinkajou: I know. That's why I said it. So you would reveal yourself.

Turtle: how did you know?

Kinkajou: I just know*taps her skull*

Turtle: