Just a little turtlejou for ya

This part just screams "CUTENESS" but also "SADNESS"

Have you ever watched Tangled the Series? Well in the 3rd season there's a dragon, and he was the cutest thing in the world. This is cuter than that.

Kinkajou: I CANT WAIT FOR THE CUTENESS CHALLENGE

Turtle: ME NEITHER ITS GONNA BE SOOOOO CUTE

Glory: IKR IKR IKR IKR IKR IKR IKR IKR IKR IKR AND AND AND DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMANNNNNNNNNNNNNN COME ON LETS GO AND PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE-

Kinkajou: *slaps glory* SNAP OUTTA IT

Glory: COME OUT THE DOOR, ITS LIKE YOUVE GONE AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Kinkajou: it's like YOUVE gone away. Deathbringer did you make her drunk?

Deathbringer: maybbeeee?? Ok fine, I did. But now she's more likely to kiss me! 😉 😉 

Kinkajou: dude your married.

Deathbringer: whatever. It's still funny. Hey glory!

Glory: *looks at deathy* yes handsome?

Deathbringer: kiss me

Glory: will do, babe.

Deathy: see? Told you *kisses glory* ew I taste alcohol. Maybe ur right kink

Kinkajou: of course I'm right. I'm always right.

Deathbringer: what about that time when you told us to take a shortcut through a ravine and it collapsed on us and we barely escaped alive?(figment of my imagination, don't think you haven't read the actual books clearly enough)

Kinkajou: shut up

Turtle: *suppress laugh*

Kinkajou: oh turtle? Is there something you'd like to say? *smiles like a murderer*

Turtle: *curls up* AACK SAVE ME

kinkajou: *tries but fail to suppress an explosion of giggles*

Deathy: HUSH ITS STARTING

glory: my head hurts...

Kinkajou: he gave you alcohol.

Glory: after. This. Contest. I. Will. Killl. You.

Deathy: *goes backstage* koala, I need you to make this go on as slow as you can.

Koala: I'll twy daddy

Deathbringer: *does a little celebration dance* I'm not gonna die today! I'm not gonna die today!

Glory: ugh.

Deathbringer: shhhhhhh cliff is starting!

Glory: cliff is so adorable!!!!!!

Koala: hi eweryone! My name is koawa and I'd wike to be your fweind!

Everyone(or eweryone): AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *starts chanting* KOALA FOR THE WIN! KOALA FOR THE WIN!!

Judge: no need to go on! I choose koala.

Glory and Kinkajou: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Cliff: awwww coconuts.

Coconut: did someone call me?

Kinkajou: shut up coconut

Coconut: fine

Koala: cwiff, can we be fwiends?

Cliff: sure koawa!

Kinkajou: and they lived happily ever after. KOALIFF!

Koala: noooooooo!!!

Cliff: no I only love auklet as a gf or bf.

Auklet: *didn't hear the last two lines* mommy!! Cwiff left me for koawa! *cries*

Coral: what! That son of a *****! I'll show him.

Auklet: GO MOMMY DIE CWIFF

Cliff: what? Why my girlfriend want me to die??? Auklet? It's me! Your little cwiff!

Auklet: I never wanna see you again, son of a *****!

Coral: *whispers* cliff listen she thinks your in love with koala so I have a plan!

Cliff: ok!

Coral: so *whispers plan*

Coral: ok, now. Time to die!! But first, let's kill koala, just to torture you.

Auklet: YES GO MOMMY

Coral: *pretends to kill koala and whispers to him to act dead*

Glory: *was filled in on the plan* NOOOOO MY POOR KOALA!!! WHAT A WORLD!

Coral: now, *****, time to die. *pretends to snap stab cliff with a knife*

Cliff: auklet, how could you?*fake dies*

Auklet: good riddance!

      *a few days later* 

Auklet: *at night* I want my cwiff.

Auklet: visits the 'grave' Rest In Peace, my poor prince. Wait... I don't see the body!

Cliff: that's because I'm not dead *steps out from the shadows*

Auklet: *snarls*you!

Cliff: it's me. But listen to me very carefully. I. Don't. Hate. Koala. He is my friend. I don't hate you. You a-*looks at the ground* were my girlfriend. I love you, auklet.

Auklet: *stops her tears* I-I- I love you too. *runs away*

Cliff: wait!

Auklet: *crying*

Cliff: welp, it looks like I have no life anymore.

Ruby: *suddenly appears* hi cliff! How did you do with the contest?

Cliff: hi mommy! Bad news, he won. Good news! I did what you said if I lost and said aw coconuts, and I was gonna ask him to be my friend, bu he asked me first. Bad news, kinkajou thought we were a couple, and auklet heard that. Long story short, auklet ordered her mom to kill me, I faked death, and auklet visited me 'grave' today. So I told her what happened, and all she said was, "I-I- I love you too" after I told her I loved her, and then she ran away crying.

Ruby: oh no! The only question is, why did she run away crying after she said she loves you?

Cliff: I don't know, but I have a feeling we will figure it out.