Just a little turtlejou for ya

A new tribe?

A new tribe? Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Glory: you know, clay. You should tell peril your deepest secrets. And she should tell you hers. It happens with couples.

Clay: sounds fun!

*a day later*

Clay: so peril. Glory said we should share eachother our deepest secrets. It happens with couples.

Peril: ok. You go first.

Clay: ok. Wait... I vowed never to tell you. *gulp* ok. I'm just gonna say it. I like food better than you *hides behind bomb shield*

Peril: that? I knew that a long time ago. I once spied on you when you were making out on the couch with a cooked cow.

Clay: I thought that smoke was from the cow. I overburnt it.

Peril: oof. Well my turn. I know you won't care about this one. But I've never told anyone this. I'm from a different tribe called FireWings. We all have firescales. When you go to sleep, I meet with them. We are in a club called club fire. It's just me, Phoenix, and Ashes. The only firewings brave enough to epventure out.

Clay: huh?

Peril: we're from the sun.

Clay: *runs away* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN

Peril: *gulp* this was a very bad idea, kinkajou.

Kinkajou: funny though!

Peril: no it isn't. Just hide and watch me for a couple minutes.

Police dragon: HANDS UP WE KNOW YOUR IN THERE ALIEN.

Peril: see? *walks out with her hands up* I have one thing to say to clay.

Clay: what?

Peril: *whispers so no one hears* visit me tomorrow

Clay: I was gonna anyway.

Peril: *is taken away* bye clay. See you when I'm let out... whenever that'll be...

Clay: *catches on* ok. See you then!

A day later......

Clay: why was it so secret?

Peril: I'm not an alien.

Clay: oh peril. I don't like it either, but I know your lying. It's ok, peril. I love you but I'll find someone else. So will you. Maybe...... I don't know. I've always found glory hot.

Peril: WHAT?!!???

Clay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA got ya but seriously. I can't be an alien s husband.

Peril: clay, listen. I'm not an alien. Kinkajou said it would be hilarious. I didn't wanna say it because that would get kinkajou in trouble for harboring an *makes air quotes* alien.

Clay: peril, how would I know if your lying or not?

Peril: your the one dragon I would tell anything to. I actually made you get kidnapped again just so I would know if I would see you again. If you weren't here, I wouldn't tell anyone anything.

Clay: hmmmmm

Peril: I don't have any secrets though. There's only 1 things I've always kept to myself, but it's obvious to everyone. It is... I've always loved you.

Clay: ok your not an alien. Lets get you outta here. *gets key*

Guard: times up buster! Go now. 

Clay: ok. Just need to take something I brought with me.

Guard: fine.

Clay: *grabs peril and runs out*

Guard: whatever.

Everyone: normal- your not fooling us. Normal Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.

Kinkajou: it isn't a day. It's night.

Everyone: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️