Just a little turtlejou for ya

Break-up shorts

This is gonna be hilarious

Kinkajou: I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to break up with you.

Turtle: WHAT? Why?? If it's coconut I'm gonna-

Kinkajou: oh sorry wrong person.

Turtle: ok good......     WAIT WHAT

Glory: I just don't think we were meant to be, I mean. Nightwing and rainwing? It's just unnatural!

Deathbringer: *sighs* but why?

Glory: wait................ wasn't I talking to someone else...........

Deathbringer: I kicked his ass. Anyway....... Do YoU wAnNa TaLk AbOuT YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?!?!?!?

Glory: not really...

Clay: I CANT DECIDE! She's the best and I love her, but you. You are the absolute best!

...

Clay: I know she's my wife. BUT I WANNA MARRY YOU INSTEAD!

...

Clay: MARRY ME!!!!

...

Clay: WOOHOO IM GETTING MARRIED!

Peril: we are already married!

Clay: this time I'm getting married to someone I LIKE!

Clay: *hugs the food he was talking to*

Peril: you know you can't marry food-

Qibli: ok! But aren't we-

Moon: *doesn't know she's talking to qibli* shhhhhh just listen. It'll be a wedding on a beach.

Qibli: ok.

Moon: it will be a beautiful wedding, we will have a lot of kids, without that annoying dragon.

Qibli: HES SO ANNOYING! *is thinking of crescent*

Moon: so... now I gotta tell him... he will not be happy. He'll cry and cry and cry and be so heartbroken, but... I love you more so I gotta break the news to the sandwing.

Qibli: sandwing?

Moon: yeah he has an odd name. I think it's... Qibli?

Qibli: ......... YOUR CHEATING ON ME YOU LITTLE-

Moon: I WAS TALKING TO YOU-

Qibli: ARGH! WHO IS IT???

Moon: .................. who's who?

Qibli: OK PRETEND YOUR INNOCENT IM OUTTA HERE! *leaves*

Moon: ... *calls new husband of hers* say your name.

Crescent: crescent.

Moon: ok I thought was talking to you before but I was talking to Qibli.

Crescent: ouch

Moon: soooo the wedding on for Saturday.

Crescent: great!

Yeah I don't think they are gonna be happy next part