Thornder=thorn+smolder just in case you didnt know
Me: TIME. FOR. THE . WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kinkajou: I'm so excited!!!!!!
Moon: me too! I cant believe I'm a bridesmaid!!!
Kinkajou: wait your a bridesmaid? I'm a bridesmaid...
Turtle: ..... whoa bridesmaid twins.
Qibli: ...
On the way there
Coconut: hello, my kinkajou.
Kinkajou: can it, we're going to a wedding
Coconut: well i hope its ours
Kinkajou: no that'll happen in roughly 8 millennia. CYA
Wedding comes
Thorn: i cant believe I'm getting married!!!
Sunny: I'm so excited for you.
Qibli: *sees sunny* hey sis
Sunny: hey bro *fist bumps qibli*
Moon: wait.... if qibli and sunny are techically siblings.... IM RELATED TO A QUEEN WHOA
Thorn: IM RELATED TO A MIND READER WHOA!
Moon and thorn: AWESOME
Smolder: *is covering his eyes* is this the grooms room?
Thorn: get out quickly. Before you see me.
Smolder: ACK *goes in the direction of the bathroom*
Thorn: thats the bathro- yea whatever
Later
Smolder: oh no. Oh no. Oh no. I NEED A RING BEARER I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT THAT
Qibli: *shows up with rings* good thing i didnt.
Smolder: why qibli?
Qibli: when you get married to thorn, I'm technically your son.
Smolder: .... soon-to-be son, you are my ring bearer.
Sunny: and I'm the maid of honor
Flower: squeak squeak squeak (translation: and I'm the best scavenger)
Thorn: LETS DO THIS WEDDING!
Piano: HERE COMES THE BRIDE! ALL DRESSED AND YELLOW! SHE IS A SANDWING! AND SANDWINGS ARE YELLOW!
Thorn: put this is the dvd and play. *hands over disk*
DVD: I LIKE SPAGHETTI! I LIKE SPAGHETTI!
Thorn: and pipe down, wedding person. I MAY NOW KISS THE GROOM! BUT FIRST, A WORD. THREE WORDS. I. LIKE. SPAGHETTI! *kisses smolder*
Smolder:*kisses thorn*
Kinkajou: *wipes tear from eye* that was the most beautiful wedding i ever saw.
Coconut: well its about to get better.
Turtle: shut it. Actually, it is gonna get better. WE'RE GONNA RENEW OUR VOWS!
Kinkajou: my vows are: I LIKE SPAGHETTI!, I will stay with turtle till the day i die, and i will always kill coconut
Turtle: same except stay with kinkajou.
Well sorry it was so short but i got a great idea soooooooo cya
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