Just a little turtlejou for ya

Hmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🥸

I put the 🥸 bc why not?

Kinkajou: TIME FOR A QUIZ!!!!! What is my fav thing to do?

Everyone: fan girl and/or kiss turtle

Kinkajou: those are my 2nd and 3rd. My first is... *dabs* DABBING

Turtle: you like to dab more than you like to kiss me?

Kinkajou: yeah dude. Deal with it. Nest question!! Who is my favorite person????

Everyone: obviously turtle!

Kinkajou: wrong! Trick question! He's my favorite dragon. My favorite person is wren, becasue she came up with murderbasket

Murderbasket: grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Kinkajou: thank you for your contribution, murderbasket. Now calmly exit.

Mechanical hand: *throws murderbasket out the window*

Glory: WTF

Kinkajou: sorry, glory. It has to be done. No hating the show!

Deat-murderbasket: what was that and where's glory?

Mechanical hand: *shows him a picture of glory kissing clay*

Deathbringer: grrrrrr IM COMING FOR YOU CLAY!!!! GLORY IS MINE

Kinkajou: final question! Who is coming here at top speed?

Glory: *whimpers* hopefully my deathy

Kinkajou: finally! A RIGHT ANSWER!!!

Murderbasket: CLAY IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Clay: *sitting innocently in his seat eating popcorn* why?

Peril: oh no you dont!!

Murderbasket: *shows them a photo of glory and clay kissing*

Peril: hmmmmmmmmmmm let me see. *kisses clay* no I don't feel any trace of glory but let me check again *kisses clay*

Kinkajou: awwwwwwwwww

Murderbasket: SHUT UP GLORY IS CHEATING ON ME

Glory: what? The picture is nothing! I figured it out. It is photoshopped. That's a picture of you and me kissing, but it was photoshopped. Right sweeti- I mean right clay?

Murderbasket: I KNEW IT!!!!!

Peril: HOW DARE YOU! AND TO THINK I LOVED YOU!!!!

Kinkajou: *stifles laughter*

Turtle: *fails and stifling laughter*

Murderbasket: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY???

Kinkajou: no, murderbasket.

Murderbasket: GOOD AND DONT CALL ME MURDERBASKET!!!!

Glory: ok I can't stand this anymore. Sorry guys. *kisses murderbasket*

Kinkajou: seriously, glory?

Glory: *muffled* yes seriously.

Peril: wait I'm confused. Is glory in love with clay or deathbringer?

Deathbringer: THANK YOU FOR USING MY NAME

Peril: I meant murderbasket.

Deathbringer: 🤦‍♂️

Clay: *laughs* ok so listen. Glory and I were dare to kiss, ugh, and they had to take a photo of it. We were gonna see who lasted longer, and glory won.

Glory: what?

Clay: when peril kissed me twice, I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I'm proud of it.

Everyone: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Meanwhile: 

Kinkajou: *has been kidnapped and is being forced to kiss her kidnapper*

After a minute.

Glory: wait. Where is kinkajou and turtle?

Everyone in the human world: COME ON DUDE

Me: fine.

Me: new and improved. Against my will. IT WAS GONNA BE A PLOT

Everyone: whatever.

Kinkajou: *has been kidnapped and is forced to kiss her kidnapper, who is turtle. 

He needed to otherwise people will tease him about it. Why does he think that? His memory has been wiped up until the day he married kinkajou.

Readers: guys turtle had his memory wiped until the day he married kinkajou. Keep up!

Me: QUIT THE SPOILERS PEOPLE!!!

Readers: NEVA

Me: *dumps them in a super nova* hmph. Continue with the story.

Readers: we're back!

Me: *grumbles* like a parasite.

Readers: what? 

Me: go away.

Readers: ugh fine we'll read something else.

Me: thank you. Btw, I WASNT TALKING TO YOU, ACTUAL READERS!

Glory: who is that and why is he yelling gibberish?

Me: ITS NOT GIBBERISH! Oh wait. I'm a scavenger. I forgot. *changes to dragon form* some people (not you, actual readers) were annoying me when I was a scavenger.

Glory: is that you, leaf? Our top healer?

Me: yep! I'm just a figment of the authors imagination.

Everyone: there goes the fourth wall. We hardly knew ye.

Kinkajou: IM BACK! And I restored turtles memory.

Turtle: was I..

 Weird?

Kinkajou: yes.

        This is the end of the book but I'm gonna tell you the point of view of kinkajou.

Kinkajou: whoa! Whoa there? Oh it's only turtle. Why are you kidnapping me, turtle?

Turtle: this is where we always go to kiss, right? So no one teases us?

Kinkajou: wtf. Ok. Kiss me.

Turtle: *kisses her* 

Kinkajou: always nice for a free kiss! Now. *gets a pineapple and shoves it up turtles snout*

Turtle: AAAAAAHHHHHHH OOOOOWWWWWWW!!! 

Kinkajou: healing rock! Use your healing rock!

Turtle: *uses rock* WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU LITTLE-

Kinkajou: YOUR MEMORY WAS GONE!!

Turtle: SO WHY DID YOU MAKE ME ALMOST DIE?????

Kinkajou: TO RESTORE YOUR MEMORY

Turtle: THEN WHY AM I YELLING

Kinkajou: HOW SHOULD I KNOW YOU STARTED IT!!

Turtle: whatever. *kisses kinkajou*

Kinkajou: *thinking* AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE

Me: that was turtlejou, Cleril, and glorybringer! Cool. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 that was because laughter is medicine.