Just a little turtlejou for ya

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!

WOOHOO

Me: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!!

Kinkajou: WHAT?? ARE WE GONNA DIE!??!

Me: no *tears of happiness come* I GOT 1000 READS ON THIS BOOK! WOOHOO THANKS SO MUCH READERS!!

Kinkajou: *goes pale* a thousand dragon are out there... WATCHING US?!?!

Me: no no no no no. Their scavengers.

Kinkajou: *goes crazy*

Turtle: *glares at me* THAT DIDNT DO ANY HELP IDIOT!

Me: hey I made you with kinkajou, I can take her away!

Turtle: THAT DIDNT DO ANY HELP, but still thanks for trying.

Me: better. Now. *waves wand* ALAKAZAM! *stops kinkajou from going crazy*

Spell: *didnt work*

Kinkajou: *hyperventalates* ACK TURTLE THERES A THOUSAND SCAVENGERS WATCHING US AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: hey hey hey hey. Calm down. Think of it this way. Your famous to a thousand scavengers.

Kinkajou: ... OMG WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Turtle: ok you need to babysit when we go to the movies. I mean, ruby just isn't working out.

Flashback. 

Ruby: *gasp* AAAAAHHH no toucan! Don't try! You're gonna fall! NO IF YOU FALL IM NOT GONNA GET THE MONEY! AAAHHH I AM SO GLAD CLIFF HAS AUKLET I AM NOT GOOD WITH KIDS.

Cliff: don't worry mom. *grabs toucan* don't try to fly yet. You don't have strong enough wings. Beside who wants to fly.... when you can play tag by running?

End of flashback.

Turtle: yeah cliffs great but, like. I doubt he could calm KINKAJOU down. Even I can't and I'm married to her.

Me: well it's easier when you can control them.

Kinkajou: your controlling us? AAAAAAH MONSTER!!!! *shoves pineapple up my snout*

Me: nice try but my nose is invulnerable to pineapples. 

Kinkajou:  *giggles* guess that is a thing. BUT YOUR STILL A MONSTER!

Me: ok kinkajou, I can only do it when I want to. I mean do you think I want you to call me a monster?

Kinkajou: ... MONSTER!

Me: FINE ILL CONTROL YOU! *makes kinkajou kiss turtle*

Me: HAPPY?

Kinkajou: very.

Me: ok so. 1000 readers special... hey remember! Your famous!

Kinkajou: *was about to go crazy again*

Me: so... we. Are. Going. To. Play. TRUTH OR DARE!!

Turtle: last time we played a game, I tried to kill kinkajou, still sorry bout that, and darkstalker came back from the dead and kidnapped moon. I don't really trust you.

Me: ok come on, turtle. I wasn't controlling you! I was away! It wasn't my fault! You know my motto. If something goes wrong, blame it on darkstalker.

Turtle: DARKSTALKER IMA KILL YOU YOU MADE ME ALMOST KILL KINKAJOU FOR GOOD!!!

Me: he's already dead but since I'm in control, *makes him come back to life* *makes him touch kinkajou* ok all yours turtle. Oh and sorry kinkajou, this'll be a shock. *pulls out a dummy kinkajou that looks like the real one and makes them kiss*