Just a little turtlejou for ya

It's a spy's time to shine

Warning! This has swear words in it

Clay: um... uh...(blushes)um... wannagoforawalk

Peril: of course I do! Also, clay, we are married. You don't need to feel embarrassed.

Clay: Igotasecretbutfirstcomewithme

Peril: ??? Ok...

Meanwhile

Kinkajou: did. You. See that turtle!?!?

Turtle: of course! Clay just asked peril to take a walk and he is going to tell her a secret!!!

Kinkajou: WE NEED TO FOLLOW THEM

Turtle: yes we do!

Clay: *is in a cave with peril* ok, so peril. Tsunami, Starflight, and Sunny know we were dating, but they don't know we are married.

Peril: oh yeah! Thats right! Well we better tell them.

Clay: yeah. I will call a meeting.*calls meeting*

Clay: *at the school* so, starflight, fatespeaker, Tsunami, Riptide, Sunny.

Tsunami: yesssssssss?

Clay: um... so... I am... MARRIED TO PERIL.

Tsunami: What

Sunny: The

Starflight: scrolls.

Tsunami: what? No, what the f-

Starflight: DONT YOU DARE FINISH THAT WE ARE DOD AND WE ARENT ALLOWED TO SWEAR

Sunny: what the blank Starflight

Starflight: thank you, sunny

Tsunami: anyway, Peril?

Peril: yes?

Tsunami: you shall die. YOU DONT DESERVE HIM

Peril: um. Like. I would like to say 3 things.

Peril: 1. You can't kill me

Peril: 2. I would like to be friends with you please

Peril: 3. I am trying not to kill anyone else.

Sunny: I WANNA BE FRIENDS

peril: ... I did not expect anyone to say that now, but SURE

Sunny: Here's a tip, btw

Sunny: never. Mention. This. To. Glory.

Kinkajou: *still spying* I second that

Peril: WTF

Starflight: PERIL SHAME ON YOU

Peril: shut up

Tsunami: Preach!

Starflight: et tu, tsunami

Tsunami: wt

Starflight: S

Tsunami: f

Starflight: *sigh* fine you want to do that then HERE

Starflight: I AM SICK OF YOU ALWAYS TELLING ME TO FUCKING SHUT UP YOU HEAR ME?? IF I HAD TO PICK BETWEEN SAVING MORROWSEER AND YOU, TSUNAMI, I WOULD PICK MORROWSEER

Tsunami: fine

Tsunami: *puts on vr goggles on starflight s head* HELP LAVA IS COMING STRAIGHT TOWARDS MORROWSEER AND ME

Starflight: morrowseer and I

Tsunami: whatever. JUST HELP ME

Starflight: of course not! I hate you

Starflight: *grabs morrowseer* come on!*pushes morrowseer into lava*

Morrowseer: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Starflight: *saves tsunami in the nick of time* PRANKED YOU

tsunami: wtf

Tsunami: *takes of vr goggles*

Starflight: that was all pretend? ILL KILL YOU

Fatespeaker: noooooooooooo you are supposed to be an innocent cinnamon roll

Riptide: IF YOU KILL HER ILL KILL YOU

tsunami: step aside riptide. I can handle the wimp.

Sunny: HO THERE THATS ENOUGH STEP AWAY FROM EACH OTHER

Tsunami and Starflight: Yes ma'am!

Clay: I never knew you were so commanding!

Sunny: ikr! *smiles sweetly* NOW DROP AND GIMME 10 MAGGOTS

Tsunami: what the

Starflight: scroll

Tsunami: fine! What. The. Fucking. Scroll

Starflight: ugh