Just a little turtlejou for ya

These things work?

Do they tho.....

Peril: hi kinkajou

Kinkajou: shoo

Peril: ha! Guess you like Harry Potter?

Kinkajou: silenco 

Peril: mm mmmmm m? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Kinkajou: *is satisfied*

Peril: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Kinkajou: *is annoyed* CRUCIO

Peril: MMMM! MM! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Kinkajou: AVADA KADAVRA HMPH

Peril: *shakes her head vigorously and dodges spell* MMMMMMMMMM *runs to find turtle*

Kinkajou: being a dark wizard is fun. My name will be, voldekink. ALL HAIL VOLDEKINK!

Clay: *is under imperious spell* all hail voldekink. All hail voldekink.

Voldekink: that's ENOUGH, bob.

She renamed clay bob

Bob: that enough bob that's enough bob that's enough bob.

Peril: *undoes voldekink spell*

Clay: PERIL HELP! VOLDEKINKS GOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Peril: *saves him* I never thought I would say this clay. But. Your kisses are magical they turned SUNNY evil. SUNNY. they can turn kinkajou back to normal. Kiss the girl.

Clay: *is about to kiss voldekink*

Turtle: KINKAJOU! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY CLAY IM GONNA KILL YOU!

Peril: *goes in front of turtle* shhhhh they need to kiss. I'll explain but first sit down.

Turtle: your ok with this? Ok it must be a good reason.

Peril: clays kisses are magical. They turned sunny evil. SUNNY. kinkajou is a dark wizard. Clays gonna turn her back to kinkajou.

Clay: *kisses kinkajou*

Voldekink: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kinkajou: hi guys. Why are you all crowding around me. And why is clay so close. I'm getting uncomfortable. 

Turtle: *brings kinkajou to him* NEVER. READ. HARRY. POTTER. AGAIN.

Kinkajou: *scared* ok?

Clay: *is stunned* turtle...

Turtle: yeah?

Clay: how do you stand that? Rainwing doesn't taste good.

Turtle: YES SHE DOES LOOK *kisses kinkajou* SEE!

Kinkajou: I am offended. Cya clay. Wouldn't wanna be ya. *kicks him the snout*

Peril: oof, but he kinda deserved it. I mean, he said he didn't like you in front of you. But don't worry clay, I still love you.

Clay: good.

Deathbringer: anyone talking about me? 

Turtle: no.

Deathbringer: *is disappointed* well you should be. Anyway, you know how kinkajou tested all the male dragons? I'm testing the females. So. *kisses kinkajou* wow I just love the taste of rainwing. Glory has is best, you know. She's queen.

Kinkajou: thank you! Deathbringer NOT clay. Can you believe clay doesn't like the taste of rainwing?

 Deathbringer: on the behalf of glory, *punches clay in the wounded leg*