Just a little turtlejou for ya

The other one

Note. No period like the other one. Wait that did have a period... TOO CONFUSING

Me: *reads title* WE ALREADY DID THIS!

Me: eh.

Kinkajou: good thing we got rid of that bit-

Coconut: hello, kinkajou. Ah turtle, my frenemy. I don't know why you keep coming back to her. She has already given into my charm. Last night. *smirks*

Kinkajou: I-

Coconut: oh don't deny it, dear. You know it's true. You know you want to do it again.

Turtle: alright coconut. You've gone too far this time. *wraps talons around his throat* now if you don't stop coming here, you'll be dead within 2 seconds.

Coconut: *trying to pry turtles talons off* *nods frantically*

Turtle: *throws him outside*

Kinkajou: turtle, I-

Turtle: I don't want to hear it, kinkajou.

7 hours later

Kinkajou: turtle, can I come in?

Turtle: fine.

Kinkajou: turtle I would never kiss that bitch, not if he paid me 7000000000 dollars. I would never sit down within 2 feet of him, let alone sleep with him.

Turtle: ok.

Kinkajou: well that was fast.

Turtle: I have a test. *puts helmet on kinkajou* btw I killed coconut.

Kinkajou: ... YES THANK YOU HE IS-WAS THE WORST!

Turtle: no beep your good. Sad fully I did not kill him yet. I've tried, but he's too jumpy. He dodges any attacks.

Moon: SHUT. UP.

Turtle: what's going on? *goes into other room*

Moon: this son of a bitch thinks that he has a chance with me.

???: oh but I do. I have more a chance with her than Qibli.

Moon: I'm married to Qibli.

???: Exactly. You'll dump him as soon as you see me. I am... Crescent. *steps out from the shadows* *is the best looking dragon on pyrrhia* 

Moon: *jaw drops*

Crescent: I have that effect on the ladies. Now dump the street dragon, and you can have all of this.

Moon: wow I have never seen anyone who is THAT disgusting. I mean, worst dragon ever. Like even worse than coconut. Qibli, though. Best.

Kinkajou: not possible. Close second maybe.

Crescent: well it seems I have no chance with you with him in the way.

Crescent: *grabs Qibli by the tail* how pathetic. I can't believe you ever fell in love with this monstrosity. I mean, he can't even speak.

Qibli: *is standing next to moon: can't I though?

Crescent: *is holding a Qibli doll* *growl* outsmarted by a sandwing, oh! The humility. The torture. I'll just die now.

Moon: no, wait. Don't die. *punches crescent in the snout* go ahead now.

Crescent: ow. But think of the possibilities! We can travel the world!

Moon: seen it.

Crescent: we can explore the galaxies!

Moon: yawn.

Crescent: you  can be related to kinkajou!

Moon: again, seen it.

Kinkajou: wait how? Are you my long lost brother?

Crescent: no I am a hybrid. Mother nightwing. Father rainwing. Brother to the rainwing coconut. We looked so much like the other tribe, we split apart. Then I reconnected with him and we are joining forces to win you two over.

Me: boy, this story is getting good.

Peril: I know right!

Crescent: come oooooooooooon moooon. We were meant for eachother. Crescent, moon. Perfect together. I'm elegant. I'm awesome. I'm perfect for you. I'm beauty. I'm grace.

Moon: ima punch you in the face. *punches crescent out the window*

Me: since we still at 566 words, let's share our catchphrases. Moon shared hers. Show em.

Moon: I'm beauty, I'm grace, I'll punch you in the face.

Kinkajou: I'm beauty, I'm grace, I'll shove pineapples up your face

Turtle: I'm a writer not a fighter and I don't know how to rap

Qibli: I'm witty I'm clever and I am from the nether. What I like minecraft.

Clay: I'm hungry. I'm thirsty. I am in love with peril.

Peril: I love clay I love clay I. Love. Clay.

Me: ... very... romantic, clay and peril.

Me: well ima go