Just a little turtlejou for ya

Birthday surprise

Moon: so turtle... party's tonight, right?

Turtle: what party? What's  tonight?

Moon: *jaw drops and leaves*

Moon: kinkajou I'm so sorry.... i dont want to tell you this especially on your birthday.... but turtle forgot your birthday...

Kinkajou: your just messing with me.

Moon: no. No I'm not.

Kinkajou: ill show you. *walks to turtle* IM SO EXCITED FOR TODAY WOOHOO!!!

Turtle: cool...... but you do know Wednesday comes every week right?

Kinkajou: oh my god i cant believe it. You did forget!

Me: nice going dingbat.

Moon: way to go idiot.

Qibli: and to think i once called you my friend. Come'on kinkajou, lets find someone more worthy of you.

Turtle: b-b-b-but what's today?!

Kinkajou: MY BIRTHDAY AND YOU FORGOT IT AND NOW IM DUMPING YOU. WHADDYA HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT?

Turtle: ....can i keep the dog-

Kinkajou: NO YOU CANT KEEP THE DOG

Me: we don't have a dog... are you two ok?

Kinkajou: oh yeah........... THEN WE;LL GET A DOG AND NAME IT AFTER MY NEW BOYFRIEND, CERULEAN!!

Turtle: cerulean?! Omg i cant believe i forgot your birthday. Your right, you should dump me, but tonight, I'm coming to the party for one last request, and only if you want, ill leave forever, after you do the request.

Kinkajou: fair enough.

Later that day

Kinkajou: cerulean?

Cerulean: Happy hatching day! What are you doing here?

Kinkajou: I'm here to ask you if you want to be my boyfriend?

Cerulean: what about turtle? Aren't you two stuck together like pb and j?

Kinkajou: dumped him. He forgot my hatching day, unlike you.

Cerulean: well kinkajou, i saw how good you guys go together. I'm sure he had a good reason. Give him another chance.

Kinkajou: ok. I will. Thanks, cerulean.

Cerulean: no problem little sis.

Tonight

Kinkajou: where is he?

Me: you aren't talking bout turtle, the torture dragon, are you?

Kinkajou: yes i am. I decided to give him another chance. He must have had a good reason.

Me: OK PEOPLE SHES GOOD WITH HIM

Qibli: great i missed him

Moon: same.

Kinkajou: not more than me. But i guess he isnt coming. 

Moon: oh by the way, do you know where the decorations went? Someone stole them.

Turtle: i have arrived. Also, i stole em.

Moon: WHY

Turtle: qibli, watch and learn.

Turtle: i present to you my final request. A press of this button.

Kinkajou: *presses the button*

Decorations: WE'RE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!! WHOOP WHOOP!

Turtle: HAPPY HATCHING DAY, KINKAJOU! And qibli, thats how you impress a girl.

Kinkajou: yes. Yes it is. I love it.

Turtle: so now, do you want me to leave forever?

Kinkajou: definitely not.

Turtle: great.

Kinkajou: one question tho. Why did you pretend to forget my birthday?

Turtle: well i had to. I dont tend to keep secrets, so i had to make you mad so you would stay away from me. Otherwise i might have spoiled the surprise.

Kinkajou: you big idiot. 

Turtle: in the flesh.

Me: .........WAIT ITS HUNTING SEASON OH NO EVERYONE HIDE

Hunters: I'm sure i saw dragon here.

Other hunter: its just you. You havent bathed in years.

Hunter: oh yeah. AWESOME

Other hunter: no. It isnt awesome. Its disgusting.

Hunter: says you,

Other hunter: and the other hunters.

Kinkajou: and me *spits venom in leader hunters face*

Hunters: YES THANK YOU DRAGON YOU ARE OUR GOD!

Kinkajou: all i got from is sandwich please extra cheese gourmet chef is mes.

Me: they are hunters. WE NEED A SANDWICH WHICH EXTRA CHEESE! ALSO A GOURMET CHEF!

Hunter: thanks for the unasked for sandwich.

Kinkajou: books r gross and they taste like barf?

Me: DONT LISTEN TO EM BOOK R GREAT ESPECIALLY WINGS OF FIRE

Kinkajou: that sounds like a series about dragons who need to stop a war and then start a school after, couple of them is royal, one of them loves another but gets their heart broken, and peace comes throughout the dragon tribes. Am i right?

Me: you read it

Kinkajou: i read it

Me: DUDE WTH THAT IS ABOUT YOUR PAST YOU ARE FROM WOF!!!!!!!!1

Kinkajou: no cussing!

Me: I'm not I'm saying what the honk

Kinkajou: what the fuck

Me: YOU LITTERALLY JUST SAID- ugh

Qibli: *is currently flirting with the grocery person*

Moon: WTF DUDE

Qibli: wait moon..... if your over there..... then whos this? *points to dragon that looks exactly like moon*

Moon: imposter moon GET OUTTA HERE

Imposter: fine. Stay in touch tho, k qibli?

Qibli: WTF I HAVE A WIFE GO AWAY I CANT BELIEVE I DID THAT now you probably hate me.

Kinkajou: ...... that was weird and unexpected ima go die now.

Qibli: same. Its what moon wants.

Turtle: TAKE ME WITH YOU

Moon: TAKE ME WITH YOU TOO

Me: ............*starts singing* ALL ALONE SO LONELY! NO ONE TO FIND ME! I WISH SOMEONE WOULD COME!

Coconut: hey where's kinkajou.

Me: not you your so dumb.

Me: *kicks coconut outta the world*

Me: ILL JUST WAIT HERE UNTIL THE NEXT PART COMES... make sure to subscribe and leave a like down below.

Kinkajou: we aren't in YouTube.

Me: whoops