Just a little turtlejou for ya

3K SPECIAAAAAAAAL

I am doin these specials on every thousand readers sue me WAIT NO IT WAS A METAPHOR

kinkajou: *sues me*

me: sigh

Moon: HES THE CUTEST DRAGONET EVER

Moon: his name is skywalker

me: UHHHHHHHHHHHHH TAKEN

moon: ???????? UR NAME IS SKYWALKER WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

me: what??? no LUKE SKYWALKER BITCHCAKE

baby-dragonet-to-be-named: HoW aBOuT sANdStARs

me: OMFG THATS AWESOOOOOOOOOOME

moon: Sandstars it is!!

sandstars: k

toucan: quick question

sandstars: shoot

kinkajou: READY...... AIM....... FI-

moon: DONT SHOOT MEH BABY

me: PLEASE DONT

 me: *scans him* do whatever u like with him, i can now respawn him

sandstars: *looks at the respawn log* im getting the feeling this house isnt your normal rules4ever one

kinkajou: ITS OUR PROBLEM FREEEEEEEE PILOSOPHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RULES ARE FOR FOOLS

me: rules are for fools. rules are for fools. rules are for fools.

turtle: IT MEANS HAVE FUN!! FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAAAAAAAAYS

me: yeah sing it kid!

turtle kinkajou and toucan: ITS OUR PROBLEM FREEEEEEEEE PHILOSOPHYYYYYYYYYYY RULES ARE FOR FOOLS

sandstars: ..............

10 years later

sandstars: ...........

75,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,112, 223, 334, 445, 556, 667, 778, 889, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 millenia later

sandstars: *does a tiny clap*

me: AM I THIR-STY

moonswimmer: so wheres the newbie

sandstars: WHO YOU CALLING NEWBIE NEWBIE

moonswimmer: LE GASP

sand (thats what im calling him iM lAZy):sue me

me: dont say tha-

kinkajou: DONT SUE ME SUE YOU

sand: DONT SUE ME SUE YOU IN STEW MIXED WITH WITCHES BREW POUR IN SOME GOO YOU GOT SOME COWS THAT SAW MOOOOOOOOOOOO

kinkajou: YOU'VE GET REKTED MEH STREAK

sand: sowwy

kinkajou: LISTEN KID THERES ONE RULE WE FOLLOW NEVER MESS UP MY STREAK 

sand: L

kinkajou: RAAAAAAAAWR

me: one more rule: never upset kinkajou

moon: MY BAAAAABY

qibli: *walks in* hey whos the small guy

moon: NO ONE

qibli: cool

me: ITS M-

moon: *chokes me*

me: MY STUFFED ANIMAL