Just a little turtlejou for ya

Not sure what the title is

Kinkajou: turtle, you know, when you swim, you look like a fish.

Turtle: *hold fist to her head*

Kinkajou: check that, a cute fish

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lets get this started

Turtle: *still holding fist to head* YOU LOOK LIKE A- A- A- A KINKAJOU WHEN YOU- YOU- YOU... EAT STRAWBERRIES!

Kinkajou: thanks. I love kinkajous.

Turtle: i know. WAIT RRRRRRRG WHY CANT I INSULT YOU

Kinkajou: because you love me too much *kisses turtle*

Turtle: *melts*

Me: ENOUGH TURTLEJOU THIS PART IS MOONBLI we are gonna torture.

Kinkajou: i like it.

Me: ok a little something here *makes winter come to life* and something here *puts moon next to winter* and this, *makes them be in love* and this *makes qibli go in a chair not being able to get up* done! Now popcorn, *gets popcorn* TIME TO WATCH THIS

Moon: hi, winter...

Winter: hi moon....

Moon: i need to tell you something.

Winter: so do i.

Qibli: YES TELL HIM HES STUPID AND DUMB AND DOESNT DESERVE YOU!!!

Moon: i.....i.... Iloveyouwillyoumarrymewewillrunawayfromqibliandbesafeipromiseiwillprotectyou

Winter: ...... i love you too.

Qibli: *jaw drops* moon.....

Moon: shut up. *kisses winter*

Qibli: .....*drop to his knees* *is bug-eyed* moon........... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *bawls his eyes out* YOU COULDVE HAD ME, A BIG BRAIN GUY, SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU AND YOU CHOSE SOME LOSER ICEWING WHO ISNT A PRINCE ANYMORE WHO DOESNT EVEN LIKE YOU WHO HAS THREATENED YOU SO MANY TIMES?!?!?!!??!!??!!! IM GOING TO BED AND NEVER LEAVING AGAIN

Moon: *is still kissing oblivious to qiblis yells*

Winter: *same*

Me: WINTERWATCHER!!!!!!!!

Kinkajou: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Qibli: YOU TOO WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: ok thats enough *puts things back to normal except for qibli crying*

Moon: why are my lips cold?

Moon: oh no Qibli what's wrong?

Qibli: YOU! YOUR WRONG! IM BETTER THAN WINTER! WE HAD SO MANY TIMES TOGETHER AND YOU JUST WENT OF AS SOON AS HE COMES!?!?!?!?

Me: ..................... weeeeeeeeeeeeeee'll just leave you to figure that out. *teleports out*

Kinkajou: CYA *flies out*

Turtle: YE-BAY OR-FAY OW-NAY

Me: YOU CHOSE PIG LATIN AS YOUR EPIC EXIT?!?!?!

Turtle: -iay idn't-day! -iay use-jay ant-cay top-say alking-tay Ike-lay his-tay!

Me: did you eat a pig? That spoke Latin??

Turtle: eah-yay...

Me: oh my god the only way to cure pig Latin is to- and their gone.

Kinkajou: uhhhhhhhhh try smashing your head against the wall

Turtle: *oes-day t-iay* W-OAY

Kinkajou: sorry! Uhhhhhh try eating a cow!