Just a little turtlejou for ya

Truth or dare

Yep

Kinkajou: TRUTH OR DARE

Turtle: YES

Moon: WOOHOO

Qibli: what's truth or dare?

Moon: HOW DARE YOU IF I DIDNT LOVE YOU I WOULD DUMP YOU

Qibli: you love me?

Moon: *blushes* shut up

Kinkajou: MOOOONBLIIIII

Moon: *rolls eyes*

Kinkajou: anyway............. it's a truth. What do you guys like most? Also it can't be your wife/husband.

Turtle: I got a genius one so I'll go last.

Moon: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I know! Reading scrolls about my powers!

Qibli: hmph. I would say moon, but I cant. So........ I guess being an outclaw.

Peril: helping clay burn his cows.

Clay: eating cows peril burnt.

Glory: studying.

Deathbringer: killing.

Glory:  WHAT

Deathbringer: just kidding. My favorite thing to do is........... kissing glory.

Kinkajou: can't do that!

Deathbringer: you said it can't be your wife/husband. Not it can't be KISSING your wife/husband.

Kinkajou: ...

Turtle: ok. My turn! Watching Star Wars with kinkajou. Also having lightsaber fights with her. But when she cut off my arm, that hurt. But otherwise, that is mine.

Kinkajou: me too!

Jaguar: WHAT ABOUT US??

Koala: YEAH!!

Koala: playing hide and seek with cliff auklet and Jaguar.

Jaguar cliff and auklet: me too!

Kinkajou: that was fun! Now let's call in winter. I need to tell him something.

Winter: what?

Kinkajou: it's time to tell them.

Winter: really? But... *gulps* I'm seriously gonna die.

Kinkajou: no you aren't.

Kinkajou: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! TURTLEJOU AND LYNXTER IS A LIE. I AM WINTERS WIFE.

Turtle and Lynx: WHAT????

Kinkajou: yep! Now beat it loser.

Turtle: fine! *flies away*

Kinkajou: good riddance!

Moon: if you are REALLY husband and wife, kiss!

Kinkajou: we were planning to anyway! Right sweetie?

Winter: yeah, dear.

Kinkajou: *leans in* 

Winter: *leans in*

Kinkajou: YES YES YES FINALLY THAT TOOK FOREVER.

winter: it took two minutes.

Kinkajou: you don't understand.

Kinkajou: TURTLE!!!!!

Turtle: *was listening at the door* what?

Kinkajou: *kisses turtle*

Turtle: what? But... winter? OH.

Kinkajou: yeah. Sorry.

Turtle: you were really mean to me though.

Kinkajou: *kisses turtle* is that better?

Turtle: it always was. I just wanted a free kiss.

Kinkajou: *laughs*

Lynx: *is back at the ice kingdom* *cries into hailstorms shoulder*

Hailstorm: I thought you were in love with me!

Lynx: I am! I wasn't mad because winter was in love with kinkajou, I was mad he was back from the dead.

Hailstorm: I know, but we'll kill him.

Winter: *thinking* now that I'm back from the dead and that stupid dare is over.

Yeah it was my dare! :)

I can win back moon. Then we will rule the world and kill everyone.

Moon: nope! *kills winter*

Everyone: *celebrates*

Moon: I want to kiss winter.

Kinkajou: *revives him*

Moon: *kills him* I was joking.

Qibli: weird.

Kinkajou: ...