Me: hmmmm someone left a note on the kitchen table
Jaydon: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK squeak SQUEEEEEEEEEEAK
Me: translation: ALSO THERES A BUTTON with a.... SIGN?!?!?!?!?!!
Kinkajou: your right, jaydon! The sign says....... press in case of emergency
Turtle: ok................
Me: *starts killing everybody*
Turtle: PRESS THE BUTTON PRESS THE BUTTON!!!
Kinkajou: *tries to press button* *dies while putting her hand on it*
Turtle: NOOOOOO *dies*
Button: *self-presses*
Problem: *goes away*
Me: *doesnt go away cause there is no problem*
Me: *respawns them all*
Turtle: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
Me: i needed to see what it does. Also i was right, if no one can press the button, it self-presses.
Kinkajou: YOU COULDN'T'VE SMASHED A WINDOW
Me: I couldn't've. THE LAW STATES THE BUTTON ONLY GETS PRESSED IF SOMEONE DIES
Coconut: hello
Kinkajou: *dies*
Coconut: *goes away*
Kinkajou: *doesnt respawn*
Turtle: .... what are you waiting for? Respawn her!
Me: I'm trying! KINKAJOU IF U CAN RESPAWN BY YOURSELF!
Kinkajou: *in heaven* why aren't they respawning me?!
Roudolph: i dont know! Wait.... what if...... what if they cant?!
Kinkajou: ............... no no no that cant be it. He's always been able to respawn us, its probably a prank. HAHA GUYS PRANKS OVER I WANNA COME BACK!
Turtle: i have an idea. If i kill myself, i could bring back kinkajou with me, and even if you cant respawn me, at least ill be with kinkajou.
Me: no! Turtle! Don't Give me a day, and then you can. Just dont do it now.
Turtle: ok, a day at most.
Me: thank you.
Kinkajou: *has taken ghost form* *writes on a piece of paper: turtle, dont do it. I'm.... ok in heaven. I miss you but i can wait. Don't kill yourself please. I'll be with you as a ghost, and be writing to you. But dont do it. -kinkajou*
Turtle: hey what's that on the table? Its a note. Its telling me not to do it....... someone will be with me as a ghost and keep writing to me....... and its signed kinkajou! Number 1, those writing classes really paid off, not a single word wrong! Number 2, if she will write to me and can hear me, ill be ok until you figure it out.
Me: ALRIGHT! Because what if like a year past with both of you in heaven, and suddenly i figure it out, you guys are separated, i only get one of you back! That would be pre-tty bad.
Turtle: true.
Tomorrow
Kinkajou: *in paper* morning, turtle! Hope everything is good. I wish i was there, but at least i can do this. Ill write in the afternoon. Bye!
Turtle: i cant do this. I cant do this. I CANT DO THIS
Me: hey hey hey. You'll be alright. Kinkajous right here, you just cant see her.
Turtle: I NEED TO SEE HER YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! I NEED TO!
Kinkajou: *in paper* NO DONT DO IT PLEASE TURTLE WE CAN FIGURE IT OUT JUST DONT DO IT
Turtle: i have to do it. *kills himself*
Turtle: he-hello?
Kinkajou: *in spooky voice* we have been expecting you. Welcome, young lad, to hell.
Turtle: hell? But i need to be in heaven! What have i done thats bad?! What have i done to deserve this?!i need to see her!
Kinkajou: alright, alright, enough. Cut it short this time, special case.
Turtle: KINKAJOU?!
Kinkajou welcome to heaven! We always do that as a prank, it happened to me first time i was here.
Roudolph: hey man wazzup?
Turtle: roudolph the red nosed reindeer?
Kinkajou: yea you can replicate anyone you want here. Its not really roudolph, but he acts like him. The real roudolph is up at the North Pole helping Santa make presents with the elves.
Roudolph: must we talk existence?
Kinkajou: right! Sorry, sorry. Anyway, meet Santa, Dracula, and wait. Where is she?
Santa: gym
Kinkajou: no she isnt
Santa: oh wow you believed that its you
Kinkajou: oh right
Turtle: ok cool. So what do we do here?
Kinkajou: mostly we play games, like tuba ruba where you wrap a rope around yourself and put a marble into it and try to get it to the other side real game and we prank each other. Like once, roudolph fell for me being dead! HILARIOUS AM I RIGHT
Roudolph: yes. Hi-LA-rious
Turtle: whoa I'm disappearing! What's happening?!
Kinkajou: i don- I DO KNOW HE FIGURED IT OUT quick hold my hand
Me: come on. Both of you come back.
Moon: you think itll happen?
Me: i hope.
Turtle: whoo! I cant believe kinkajou can even do this, it makes you real dizzy!
Me: do you have her?
Turtle: i dont know, does holding her as i start to disappear count?
Me: YES! IT DOES COUNT SHE COMING!
Kinkajou: bye everyone!
Roudolph: see you next time!
Kinkajou: AGHHHHHHHH OH ACK
Me: oh no only half of her, that gotta hurt.
Turtle: thats all we need. I just remembered, I'm an animus! I cant bring dragons back to life but i can make them whole again! I enchant kinkajou to be whole again, in the real world.
Kinkajou: OWWWWWWWWWWWW OH MY GOD THAT HURTS
Turtle: its ok, its like nothing happened, the pain should stop in a few seconds
Kinkajou: IT FEELS LIKE IM STEPPING ON LAVA AGHHHH- oh that is much better. That's so much turtle.
Toucan: MOMMY! YOUR BACK!
Kinkajou: yep!
Jaydon: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK! Squeakity squeak squeak, squeak?
Me: translation: OMG I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU! Never do that again, you hear me?
Kinkajou: dont worry, jaydon. Im not going to.
Turtle: aaaaaaanywaaaaaaaaaay *crushes button to bits*
Me: YEAAAAAAAAA
Turtle: ok so its the end of the part. Make sure to subscribe and leave a like down below
kinkajou: who are you talking to? THIS ISNT YOUTUBE FOR GODS SAKE
Turtle: it isnt?! OMG ARE YOU ALRIGHT KINKAJOU?!
Me: you-she-but- *groan*
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