Is this what you think? I dont know
Coconut: Kinkajou, please. Can you be my girlfriend?
Kinkajou: no!
Coconut: i guess my fathers really gonna die. I'm just gonna give up. Goodbye, kinkajou
Kinkajou: wait! Your father, hes going to die?
Coconut: blister took him and my sister hostage.
Coconut: she wants him to make a nuclear bomb gun. She can destroy the world with that.
Kinkajou: how would i help?
Coconut: your venom!
Kinkajou: cant you do that?
Coconut: ive never told anyone this but.... i cant shoot venom.
Kinkajou: WHAT!? Every rainwing should be able to shoot venom. I actually... feel bad for you...
Kinkajou: ok, ill do it.
Turtle: *walks in*
Kinkajou: ill help you, coconut.
Turtle: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!??!?!!??!?
Kinkajou: ok i know this seems bad but-
Turtle: IT SEEMS BAD?! OH IT SEEMS BAD!
Kinkajou: listen. Coconuts father and sister are trapped. Blister is holding them hostage. She wants him to make a nuclear bomb gun that can destroy the world. I have to save them. Only my venom can save him because..... my venom is special.
Turtle ok real reason why you have to do it.
Kinkajou: ... I'm sorry, coconut, but i have to tell him. Coconut, he cant shoot venom
Turtle he cant? HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHAHHAHA but seriously your not going
Kinkajou: turtle, you dont understand. Wait her i save them, or the whole world dies.
Turtle: we'll respawn.
Kinkajou: there wont be a world to respawn on!
Turtle: fine. But I'm coming with you.
Kinkajou: no you aren't. Its a solo mission.
Coconut: i thought i was coming.
Kinkajou: nope. I still hate you. But i also feel bad for you so I'm doing this.
Turtle: ok i guess ill stay away from him.
Kinkajou: THANK you ok cya later, either when I respawn and have to try again, or when i come back with Snake and Rattlesnake.
Turtle: ok.
Kinkajou: *camoflauges* SPY MODE *cues mission impossible music* dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. *sneaks in*
Blisters: WHOS THERE?
Kinkajou: *poses as guitar player statue*
Blister: i didnt know i got that......... curse you, scavenger!!
Flower: wtf
Me: ThAt WaS mE
Blister: ill get you, and your little dragon too.
Me: wait you wanna kill flower and smolder good luck with that. Thorn+outclaws against one big brain dragon? No chance of you winning.
Blister: *kills me* *figures out she cant* CURSES
Kinkajou: psst! Snake! Rattlesnake! I'm here to rescue you!
Me: AnD iM dIsTrAcTiNg HeR *distracts her*
YOU ARE READING
Just a little turtlejou for ya
FanfictionI'm just gonna write some turtlejou. Please read and comment.