The end of Coconut

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Is this what you think? I dont know

Coconut: Kinkajou, please. Can you be my girlfriend?

Kinkajou: no!

Coconut: i guess my fathers really gonna die. I'm just gonna give up. Goodbye, kinkajou

Kinkajou: wait! Your father, hes going to die?

Coconut: blister took him and my sister hostage.

Coconut: she wants him to make a nuclear bomb gun. She can destroy the world with that.

Kinkajou: how would i help?

Coconut: your venom!

Kinkajou: cant you do that?

Coconut: ive never told anyone this but.... i cant shoot venom.

Kinkajou: WHAT!? Every rainwing should be able to shoot venom. I actually... feel bad for you...

Kinkajou: ok, ill do it.

Turtle: *walks in*

Kinkajou: ill help you, coconut.

Turtle: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!??!?!!??!?

Kinkajou: ok i know this seems bad but-

Turtle: IT SEEMS BAD?! OH IT SEEMS BAD!

Kinkajou: listen. Coconuts father and sister are trapped. Blister is holding them hostage. She wants him to make a nuclear bomb gun that can destroy the world. I have to save them. Only my venom can save him because..... my venom is special.

Turtle ok real reason why you have to do it.

Kinkajou: ... I'm sorry, coconut, but i have to tell him. Coconut, he cant shoot venom

Turtle he cant? HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHAHHAHA but seriously your not going

Kinkajou: turtle, you dont understand. Wait her i save them, or the whole world dies.

Turtle: we'll respawn.

Kinkajou: there wont be a world to respawn on!

Turtle: fine. But I'm coming with you.

Kinkajou: no you aren't. Its a solo mission.

Coconut: i thought i was coming.

Kinkajou: nope. I still hate you. But i also feel bad for you so I'm doing this.

Turtle: ok i guess ill stay away from him.

Kinkajou: THANK you ok cya later, either when I respawn and have to try again, or when i come back with Snake and Rattlesnake.

Turtle: ok.

Kinkajou: *camoflauges* SPY MODE *cues mission impossible music* dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. *sneaks in*

Blisters: WHOS THERE?

Kinkajou: *poses as guitar player statue*

Blister: i didnt know i got that......... curse you, scavenger!!

Flower: wtf

Me: ThAt WaS mE

Blister: ill get you, and your little dragon too.

Me: wait you wanna kill flower and smolder good luck with that. Thorn+outclaws against one big brain dragon? No chance of you winning.

Blister: *kills me* *figures out she cant* CURSES

Kinkajou: psst! Snake! Rattlesnake! I'm here to rescue you!

Me: AnD iM dIsTrAcTiNg HeR *distracts her*

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