Just a little turtlejou for ya

JaIlBiRd

All fixed! See. T. 

Turtle: *also crying*

Me: TOUGHEN UP! IF WE'RE GONNA ESCAPE WE CANT HAVE ANY BLUBBERY DRAGONS!

Kinkajou: ACK! Aye sir!

Turtle: k.

Me: ok so I have a plan. First, turtle, you need to go against the wall.

Me: kinkajou, use camouflage and cover him and you so it looks normal. I'll take it from there.

Turtle and kinkajou: *do it*

Me: WARDEN!

Me: *opens vent in ceiling*

Warden: yes, prisoner?Me: those dragon escaped! In the vents! Without me!

Warden: what am I supposed to do?

Me: check in the vents, they might still be in there.

Me: *whispers to turtle and kinkajou* when I say go, knock them out*

Warden: what are you doing?

Me: meditation. It calms me down.

Warden: *rolls eyes* prisoners. So stupid.

Me:  GO!

Turtle: *knocks all the guards out with his tail*

Kinkajou: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO KILL ME WITH LAVA!!!

Kinkajou: *spits venom in wardens eyes*

Warden: ARRRRRGH *accidentally pulls trigger on lava gun*

Me: WATCH OUT KINKAJOU! *pushes her out of the way*

Me: phew.

Kinkajou: thanks. Wait, why didn't they kill you?

Me: I'm invincible. Author.

Kinkajou: oh yeah.

Me: anyway let's go *purposely steps on wardens face*

Warden: ILL GET YOU IF ITS THE LAST THING I- *Dies*

Me: ... I think he was gonna say do.

Turtle: OF COURSE HE WAS GONNA SAY DO NOW LETS GO BEFORE HIS GHOST HAUNTS US

Me: let's go.

Billy bob joe: *sulking*

Me: oh yeah, almost forgot. *lets billy bob joe out of cell* free to go, billy bob joe. NOW LETS GO!

Billy bob joe: THANKS *echoes*

Me: that was cool. ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO echo.

Turtle: you mean ECHO ECHO ECHO echo.

Me: yeah.

Me: ok I don't even know what to write anymore, that was all that was gonna happen in last part but then the keyboard... so bye I guess.

Kinkajou: BYE READERS

Turtle: even my wife broke the fourth wall. Oh I broke it by saying that