It gets said a lot in here
Me: hey! Guess what? Cerulean is coming to visit! Cool, huh? Ive heard about him but never met him.
Turtle: WAIT WHAT THE FREAKING FUCK
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Kinkajou: calm down. Us, is dead.
Turtle: ok. Ok. Calm down. I'm calm.
Me: what's so bad about it?
Kinkajou: before i met turtle, cerulean and i.... wellllllllllllll gotmarriedanddivorcedbecausethEnimetturtleatafamilygatheringsoyeahbutturtlestillhasagrudgeandidontknowwhybecauseitsturtlejounow.
Me: ok. Should we cancel then?
Kinkajou: no.
Turtle: I KNEW IT YOU STILL LIKE HIM
Kinkajou: we agreed to be good friends. And we still are. Actually that doesnt really matter, I'm good friends with everyone. But still. Good friends.
Turtle: ok.
Cerulean: HEYYYYYYY WAZZUP FAM hey kink.
Kinkajou: hey cerulean.
Cerulean: *noogies turtle* hey little bro.
Turtle: hey *tries to do secret handshake* oh wait.
Me: *puts curtain over their hands*
Kinkajou: ...
Me: secret handshake.
Kinkajou: oh. *looks away*
Moon: hey cerulean. Ive heard about you. I'm moon.
Cerulean: hi moon. And you look like a qibli?
Qibli: ... THAT IS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE HAS GUESSED MY NAME CORRECTLY I LIKE YOU ALREADY!!!!!!
Cerulean: it was?! Whoa, cool. So, what should we do?
Turtle: i dont know.
Me: truth or d-
Turtle: dont finish that sentence or a tail slaps you in the face.
Me: try me *brings out lightsaber*
Cerulean: a Star Wars fan? Nice! So am i. Wanna have a lightsaber fight?
Me: sure just lemme switch *changes to fake lightsaber*
Cerulean: 3, 2, 1,
Me: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *knocks out ceruleans lightsaber* any last words?
Cerulean: yeah. I CANT BELIEVE A SCAVENGER KNOCKED A LIGHTSABER OUTTA MY HANDS!
Me: believe it. For i am darth vader. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *puts on darth vader mask*
Cerulean: i got one of those at home.
Me: no, no you dont. This is his real mask. The ones they sell are knockoffs. I only get authentic things. This lightsaber, it was Obi-wan kenobi's.
Cerulean: epic! So........ have you decided?
Turtle: decided what?
Cerulean: to get married?
Turtle: we already got married. You were there!
Cerulean: oh yeah. Nice party- WAIT WHAT THE FREAKING FUCK
Me: i see the family resemblance.
Cerulean: y-y-your married!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!???!?!?!!?!?
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