Just a little turtlejou for ya

Dead

Me: PEOPLE WE ARE PAYING HIDE AND SEEK, BUT THE STAKES ARE HIGH!

Kinkajou: I RULE

Me: so ima just kill moon

Me: *kills moon* stay in heaven for awhile, with you alive it wont help.

Qibli: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY

Me: *makes qibli in love with kinkajou*

Qibli: kinkajou...

Me: *makes turtle and kinkajou not be married*

Turtle: *thinking* i wish i could marry her

Me: *makes kinkajou not be able to decided between them*

Kinkajou: *bite her nails* which one?? OW! I scraped my teeth with my claws...

Me: I KNOW HOW TO CHOOSE! YOU GO HIDE ANYWHERE IN JMA, AND THEY FIND YOU. WHOEVER FINDS YOU FIRST, KNOWS YOU MORE, AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE YOUR HUSBAND.

Qibli: I'm gonna ace this.

Turtle: not if i ace it first.

Me: GO HIDE!

Kinkajou: *camofaluges*

Me: ok count to 30 and find her.

30 seconds pass

Kinkajou: i wonder who will find me first. What if no one finds me?! What if I'm stuck here forever?! Ack!

Turtle: hmmmm kinkajou loves fruit, she might be hiding on a pile of fruit.

Kinkajou: *is hiding on a pile of pineapples*

Turtle: she does love using pineapples.... so maybe...

Kinkajou: OW! *has fallen off the pineapples cause of giggling*

Turtle: kinkajou! Are you ok?

Kinkajou: I'm more than ok. I'm married!

Turtle: oh. Qibli already found you?

Kinkajou: no silly I'm married to you!

Me: *sings* TURTLEJOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Kinkajou: why is some scavenger shouting turtlejou, our ship name?

Me: .... they forgot who i am....... *changes everything back to normal*

Kinkajou: well.... that was exciting!

Qibli: uhhhh sooooo.......... moon?

Me: oh right sorry *brings back moon*

Moon: *cries*

Qibli: wait what what's wrong?

Moon: wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Qibli: I'm waiting

Moon: you wont like it............. i dont like it

Me: what is it *puts earmuffs on qibli*

Qibli: hey why cant i hear?!

Moon: well i just went out on a date with crescent *gags*

Me: WHAT THE FUCK

Qibli: SAME YO 

Moon: I DIDNT WANT TO I SWEAR!!!

Qibli: didnt you though? You think i didnt notice how sad you were when crescent died? How you looked at him when he came? I bet you were already dating!

Moon: you jerk! To quote from clearsight

Moon: i was sad for kinkajou when coconut lived! I looked at him in disgust! He drugged me! I was getting Jambu juice for us, and he slipped a drug in it! It made me fall in love with him against my will!