Just a little turtlejou for ya

Trouble

Trouble trouble everywhere

Turtle: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME I CAN CHANGE!!!!

Qibli: PLEASE DONT LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEE

Deathbringer: WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Peril: you still can't marry food-

Kinkajou: there's nothing wrong with you.

Moon: why would I leave you?

Glory: done what?

Clay: I know that. I can still date it though.

Me: I wiped their memories of last time. And I remember that glory and kink were breaking up with............ the other ones, not turtle and deathbringer.

Turtle and deathbringer: we didn't wanna be left out...

Kinkajou: I still don't get what happened? Why was turtle crying in bed for an hour?

Turtle: because you were cheating on me.

Kinkajou: what the- no I wasn't! And I'm still not! Hmph! *picture of dragon with heart over him falls from pocket* what?

Turtle: ..... I want the name and address of this dragon right now because I will tear him apart limb from limb and bite his head off.

Moon: IS HE TURNING EVIL DID HIS ANIMUS POWERS GET THE BEST OF HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Turtle: I'm not evil. BUT NO ONE MAKES KINKAJOU CHEAT ON ME!!!

Kinkajou: but I don't know who this is! Please believe me!

Turtle: why should I?

Kinkajou: because of this. *kisses turtle* 

Turtle: ..... ok fine.

Qibli: but still. CRESCENT???????????

Moon: don't say that evil scums name!!! Even though he's dead HES STILL EVIL! 

Me: omg I totally forgot he's dead. Well for the sake of the story let's pretend he didn't die. Anyway................. the reason the name of this part, I said breaking the fourth wall, is trouble is because I got a dare that will make you hate each other for life. And death.

Kinkajou: .......... WHY DO YOU EVEN DO THIS TO US??!????

Me: jk, it won't make anyone hate eachother. Well it might make people hate themselves......................... Anyway

Turtle: I don't hate me *dab*

Kinkajou: me neither *dab*

Moon: .... is the dabbing necessary?

Me: you sound like my mom.

Moon: ............

Kinkajou: so let's tomato this.

Me: what?

Kinkajou: autocorrect. Let's do this!

Me: 2 things how did do autocorrect to tomato and WE ARE LITTERALLY TALKING NOT TEXTING!

Turtle: don't question the way of the kinkajou.

Kinkajou: GUARD OF THE SPARKLE! I SUMMON YOU TO BEAT THIS FLESHY DOPE!

Me: ..... ouch.

Me: *makes the 'guard of the sparkle' disappear* ok let's do this. 

Me: I dare you all....... TO!

Turtle: to...........

Me: to!

Turtle: to?????