Crescent: for 4 full months, I have been hiding, in the nightwing home on the talon peninsula. No more. I shall now rise and have my revenge on all those who have apposed me. Starting with him.
Qibli: JUST GO AWAY IT IS 7 AM!
Coconut: I WILL NOT BE DENIED MY KINKY!
Kinkajou: how about being denied from me?
Coconut: nope.
Kinkajou: Yes.
Coconut: ok. *leaves*
Coconut: *comes back with machine gun* let me in sandwing. Or you wife gets it. *points gun at moon*
Crescent: STOP THAT MY TRUE LOVE YOUR POINTING AT! POINT IT AT THE SANDYPANTS!
Qibli: fine kill me. YOUR NEVER GETTING MOON THO!
Moon: DINT KILL HIM! Kill me.
Crescent: no.
Moon: *stands in front of qibli* now you can't kill him.
Moon: *stands in front of kinkajou too* ha! I'll always be here.
Crescent: *shoots Qibli from the side*
Moon: ... kill me. KILL ME NOW!
Crescent: never.
Me: uh guys. RESPAWN ISNT ON!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHH *turns respawn on*
Crescent: DRAT! One second and he would've been gone forever
Coconut: no problem, brother, simply do this, *sprays venom on my arm* and do this *turns respawn off*
Me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *faints*
Me: jk I'm invincible. Authors powers, right?
Coconut: hurry! *shoots qibli and turtle* *blocks respawn button*
Me: we still have 30 seconds. And you think you can stop me? *pulls out lightsaber*
Coconut: ACK!
Crescent: FALL BACK!
Me: *turns respawn on and locks door to command center* only I have the key. And even if you kill me, which you can't, but if you find a way to, it's hidden and you'll never find it.
Coconut: *sigh* this is stupid and pointless.
Crescent: yes it is.
Crescent: oh please just one kiss from the love of my life? The best thing that has ever happened to me?
Moon: not a chance. *kicks them out*
Me: well I gotta go now. Peace out.
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