Just a little turtlejou for ya

Peaceful days... maybe...

Might be peaceful might not.

Me: tada!

Turtle: booooooooooooooooooooooo

Kinkajou: *throws tomatoes at me*

Me: um rude!

Kinkajou: WHO CARES.

A day before...

Me: ok soooooooooo let's do stuff.

Turtle: no truth or dare please.

Me: ok. Spin the bottle?

Turtle: OK! Only if it's rigged so it's only me and kink though.

Me: nope! You might have to kiss kinkajou, to clay.

Turtle: ew.

Me: yep.

Kinkajou: IM NOT KISSING NO ONE BUT TURTLE. ESPECIALLY A SCAVENGER.

Me: ... the feelings mutual. Anyway I'm not in the game, I'm the author.

Turtle: good.

Me: anyway. So. Let's do this.

Moon: ok. My turn. I am kissing... oh COME ON WORLD

Peril: NOOOOOO WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Me: ok so. Perils scales are fireproof. Kiss.

Moon: *kisses peril* *kisses qibli*

Peril: *kisses clay*

Qibli: my turn. Uh. It's me and.... kinkajou? What.

Kinkajou: ugh

Turtle: your lucky.

Qibli: am I though?

Kinkajou: *kisses qibli* on a scale from 1 to ten, I say... 6.

Turtle: what am I?

Kinkajou: 10000000000 out of 10

Turtle: IN YA FACE *kisses kinkajou*

Kinkajou: make that 1000000000000000 out of 10

Turtle: my turn. Uh. GLORY!??! What? 

Glory: why so surprised.

Turtle: because you were litterally just kissing deathbringer one second ago. IT WASNT EVEN YOUR TURN YOU WERE KISSING HIM WHILE I WAS SPINNING.

Glory: so? *kisses turtle*

Turtle: ....................*faints*

Kinkajou: IF YOU MADE HIM LIKE YOU BETTER IM GONNA KILL YOU!

Turtle: *wakes up* 10/10. And kinkajou, don't ask, you are 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

glory: your meh. 3/10.

Deathbringer: me?

Glory: 100/-100

Glory: faster way of saying what kinkajou and turtle is saying.

Kinkajou: ok my turn. Come on. Come. On. COME. ON. WHY!???!!???

Qibli: oh I'm not that bad.

Kinkajou: 2 TIMES! SERIOUSLY! *kisses him* uch. NO MATTER HOW HARD I IMAGINE IT IT STILL ISNT TURTLE!!!

Me: ok you know what let's stop.

Kinkajou: *kisses turtle*

Me: um. Free drinks?