If you read last chapter, we did truth or dare. I know, everyone does it. But hey. It's a great idea. Can you argue? I think not.
Turtle: ok THIS PERSON IS INSANE!
Me: who me? I'm not insane. I'm just being protective of my life. Ok, imagine this. You are a scavenger, the dragon you control turn on you, what do you do? Survive, or die?
Turtle: ... I see your point and I withdraw my last statement.
Me: THERES the dragon I know and love.
Turtle: uhhhhhhhh IM WITH KINK CYA
Me: no love like... basically love like how I love turtlejou.
Turtle: NO WE ARE NOT STARTING A LOVE TRIANGLE.
Me: no, I don't love love you, I love you basically like a brother.
Turtle: ok.
Me: now I feel bad for this but I gotta. *pulls out kinkajou* *shoots her*
Turtle: *cries* NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: *brings out the real kinkajou*
Kinkajou: what's going on? WAIT WHY AM I LYING ON THE FLOOR DEAD?
Glory: *fist bumps me* sorry guys. Just too funny.
Me: it was a prank. But also it was the dare.
Turtle: wait I still don't get it.
Me: glory made me prank you by killing a really realistic doll of kinkajou. But that's the dare. The dare is for you, turtle. I DARE YOU TO KILL KINKAJOU 8 TIMES, DIFFERENTLY.
Turtle: is respawn on?
Me: yes. For now.
Turtle: k. As long as it isn't permanent.
Kinkajou: yeah.
Turtle: so. Let's get this over with. First one. *stabs kinkajou* *shoots kinkajou* *smacks her with a mallet* *poisons her* *enchants her to die* *sets her on fire* *tells her that everyone is watching her so she dies of embarrassment because she has stage fright* worst one ever. *kisses moon*
Kinkajou: *dies of heartbreak*
Kinkajou: *braces herself*
Turtle: YES FINALLY WE ARE DONE!
Kinkajou: so I'm not gonna die?
Turtle: never ever ever. *kisses kinkajou*
Kinkajou: turtle... where did you get a mallet?
Turtle: carnival test your strength booth. Why?
Kinkajou: I was afraid of that. RUNNNNNNNNNN
Creepy clown: COME BACK CHILDREN! I JUST WANNA KILL YOU!
Turtle: MY TIME TO SHINE! *enchants it to die*
Kinkajou: noice.
Me: *is emotionally disturbed* you- he- but- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone: what?
Me: deathbringer. The clown- the clown got him. NOOOOOOOOOOO wait a sec why am I sad?
Kinkajou: *crying* BECAUSE OF GLORYBRINGER!
Me: glorybringer is fine. Deathbringer is right there.
Deathbringer: sup?
Everyone: *hugs him*
Deathbringer: can't... breath.... HELP
Me: *kills myself*
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