Me: so guys i got this device
Kinkajou: it says... lie detector
Me: oh YEA
Kinkajou: *straps turtle in*
Kinkajou: DO YOU LOVE ME DO YOU LOVE ANYONE ELSE HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU LIED TO ME ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME DO YOU LOVE MOONSWIMMER?!?!?!?!?!?! ANSWERRRRRRRR
Turtle: no, yes, 4, no, no. And i did
Me: all correct..... except for the lies one
Turtle: fine! 6
Me: ok
Kinkajou: WHO ELSE DO YOU LOVE IMA KILL THEM
Me: its your fam isnt it
Turtle: its my fam
Kinkajou: ok cool
Kinkajou: MOON YOUR UP
Moon: i swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth and only the truth and maybe a tiny bit of lies no only the truth.... besides from the lies.
Qibli: wut
Kinkajou: we have 2 question for you. DO. YOU. LOVE. TURTLE
Moon: AS. A. BROTHER
Turtle: WHAT. A. RELIEF.
Kinkajou: DO. YOU. LOVE. THORN.
Moon: I. AM. NOT. GAY.
Me: THIS. ALL. CHECKS. OUT. ALSO. 2. QUESTIONS. FOR. YOU. 1. WHY. ARE. THESE. ALL. ABOUT. YOUR. FUCKIN. RELATIONSHIPS. 2. WHY. ARE. WE. TALKIN. LIKE. THIS.
Kinkajou: NO. IDEA. Let's stop
Me: cool
Turtle: also, for the first one, CAUSE THEY FUCKIN ARE BITCHCAKE
Me: that STILL NOTTA WORD
Turtle: neither is NOTTA
Me: neither is YOU
Turtle: LE GASP
Vader: nice comeback
Me: GET BACK IN YA FUCKING CELL
Vader: did you know i hate you *goes back to cell*
Me: sigh
Moonswimmer: oh hey guys wazzup?
Me: do you wanna know if dreamwatcher really loves you?
Moonswimmer: UH DUH
Me: ok. Go get him
Moonswimmer: ME OUT
Dreamwatcher: oh hey guys, what's going on- WHY AM I STRAPPED INTO THIS THING HEEEEEEEEELP MOONSWMMER!!!!
Moonswimmer: sorry
Me: ONE QUESTION FOR YOU
Me: DO. YOU. LOVE. MOONSWIMMER
Moonswimmer: if you say no I'm KILLING YOU
Dreamwatcher: so this is a lie detector?
Me: duh
Dreamwatcher: no
Moonswimmer: RAWRGH
Me: answer is a lie.
Moonswimmer: cool
Dreamwatcher: what answer did you expect? An actual no?
Moonswimmer: yea
Dreamwatcher: bye forever
Moonswimmer: NOOOOOOOO
Dreamwatcher: jk
Moonswimmer: *nervously sweats* good
Me: TIME FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR LEEEEEEEEEEEAF
Leaf: hey nerds
Tidekeeper: *faints*
Leaf: not you
Tidekeeper: take that everyone else
Me: ouch. GETTIN THE MACHINE YOU KNOW THE DRILL
Leaf: i do?
Me: oh good idea. KINKAJOU PLAN A WEDDING FOR leafkeeper, dreamswimmer, yellowlight, frost maker, and pearlsidian!!
Pearl: no. No no no no no. NO
Me: yes. Yes yes yes yes yes. YES
Tidekeeper: weren't leaf and i already getting married?
Me: WHO CARES ITS STILL HAPPENING
Ice maker: .... NO WE ARE NOT DOIN IT
Frostbringer: ah come'n ice maker. You know you want to. I definitely know i do.
Icemaker: FINE
Obsidian: why not pearl
Pearl: CAUSE
Obsidian: good reason, but we're doing it
Pearl: pass
Obsidian: what if i do this *kisses pearl*
Pearl: ............................
10 days later
Pearl: ....... FINE
Me: wow that was a long time without speaking
Kinkajou: i passed the time by playing hide and seek with moon. She still hasnt found me
Moon: *is kissing qibli* weren't i supposed to be doing something with kinkajou......... nah *continues*
Dreamwatcher: well i for one am extremely excited
Moonswimmer: same
me: IM NOT
moonswimmer: i thought you liked me
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me: GOT YOU
moonswimmer: ha. ha. ha. ha. HA.
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