Just a little turtlejou for ya

This. Is. Cleril.

Read the title peeps!

Clay: do I really have to do this?

Tsunami: yes! Now that you're married you have to!

Kinkajou: yes, this will be gross, but it'll also be hilarious!

Sunny: and if peril gives up on you maybe we co-

Clay: shut up.

Sunny: sigh

Sunny: oh come here! I need a taste of you! I wanna marry you.

Clay: *backs away*

Sunny: seriously? Wow... litterally NO ONE wants to marry me. Ouch.

Clay: *thinking* well, I do have to do it! *stops thinking* *pecks sunny on the forehead*

Clay: omg I hate this already.

Sunny: MARRY ME YA BIG LUG!!!!!!

Clay: no.

Sunny: yes *grabs clay and kisses him for 15 minutes*

Clay: *gasping* get. away. From. Me. Sunny.

Sunny: no, my sweety-pie!

Kinkajou: this has gone overboard.

Glory: *pulls off sunny* we are all getting a turn sunny. We all get a taste of clay.

Clay: I'm rethinking this.

Tsunami: too bad.

Btw, everyone is there. Starspeaker, glorybringer, turtlejou, Moonbli, Ripnami, sunny, peril, Lynxter, yeah. All of them.

Clay: let's just get this over with!

Clay: welcome, one and all, to my show! My assistants are, fatespeaker, glory, kinkajou, moon, tsunami, sunny, and Lynx.

Deathbringer: HEY! THATS EVERY FEMALE EXCEPT PERIL

Clay: yes it is. So?

Deathbringer: I don't know? Just pointing it out.

Clay: 🤦‍♂️

Clay: anyway, time to start! Peril please forgive me.

Peril: why?

Clay: *grabs glory and brings her super close and releases her* I CANT DO THIS!!!! I CANT! Sorry everyone, shows over.

Deathbringer: what happened? WERE YOU GONNA KISS MY GLORY???

Clay: yes, but they threatened to take away all my food and all my time with peril if I don't do this. BUT I SHALL NOT BETRAY MY PERIL!!

Peril: awwwwwwwww!

Tsunami: ha! Don't worry clay. We weren't actaully gonna kiss you! We were just testing you. Right guys?

Every girl dragon except sunny: yeah!

Sunny: *whimpers* but-but-but I wanted to kiss you.

Peril: WHAT???

Clay: peril, just forgive me. *kisses sunny for a minute*

Peril: why did YOU DO T- Oh! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's so sweet clay!

Clay: yep! That is why!

Tsunami: 2 questions. What was that?

Clay: well obviously, if you love someone enough, you can commutative by thoughts!

Peril: yeah!

Clay: I talk to my brothers and sisters all the time!

Tsunami: ohhhhhhhh! Ok! Riptide, try! *in her head* kiss me

Tsunami: yes *kisses riptide* IT WORKED!!!

Clay: cool!

Tsunami: and 2, why the fuck did you kiss sunny?

Clay: isn't it obvious? I had to to get her to not disturb our ship!

Tsunami: oh, so you were doing that for peril? Ok then.

Sunny: I will always disturb your ship if clays doesn't marry me right now!

Clay: give me a day to think about it.

Sunny: fine.

          *a few hours later*

Clay: so, peril. I am going to pretend to marry her.

Peril: ok, but what's the plan?

Clay: so, don't get mad, but I'm gonna rig the wedding so that a trapdoor opens, puts sunny in a hole for a minute. Then I'll kiss you and say that your my real bride and then I'll do something secret.

Peril: ok! Sounds like a great plan!

Clay: cool!

         *tomorrow*

Clay: sunny?

Sunny: yeah?

Clay: will you marry me?

Sunny: hell yeah!

Clay: great! Let's have the wedding today. No need to have a fancy thing. Just as quick as possible.

Sunny: yeah! Then we can kiss in bed for ever!

Clay: yeah...

Sunny: ok, I'll get ready.

Clay: sunny, dragon don't wear clothes.

Sunny: Oh yeah...

Tsunami: do you sunny, take clay to be your husband even though peril will burn the world?

Sunny: Of course!

Tsunami: do you, clay?

Clay: yep!

Tsunami: you may kiss the bride!

Clay: peril now!

Peril: got it! *presses button*

Sunny: AAAAHHHHH!!

Starflight: clay you monster! Sunny I'm coming!

Sunny! I'm alright! Don't hurt clay! Especially his face!!!

Starflight: clay, you shall feel the wrath of me! *beats him with a scroll*

Clay: thanks for the back rub, but can you do it a little lower?

Peril: HAHAHAH NOICE!!

Clay: *winks at peril* ok now time for the secret thing.

Clay: *flies down the hole*

Clay: sunny, peril and I belong together, but you can have this. *kisses sunny on the lips for an hour*

Tsunami: it looks like Cleril is over.

Peril: *sobbing into floor* why clay? Why?!?!?!?!?!?! Why would you leave me to her??

Clay: I thought I was loud? Maybe I was whispering. Anyway, right before I kissed her, I said that we belong together. Then I kissed her, but only to make her feel better, I promise!

Peril: I don't believe you. Go and kiss your sunny.

Clay: if it means that much to you, I will never do it again, even to make her feel better. *turns peril around and kisses her for a whole minute.

Peril: um. Thanks?

Clay: no problem, but in the words of sunny, it was only a taste of clay. *kisses her for 40 hours*

Tsunami: well it looks like their dead. Who has a bugle?

Glory: I do!

Clay: we aren't dead. Why are we dead?

Tsunami: you just held your breath for 40 hours straight.

Clay: so?

Tsunami: wow.