Just a little turtlejou for ya

Captain kink

Turtle: OH GOD

Me: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

Moon: SOS!! S. O. S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinkajou: what happened?!

Me: ITS A DRAGONBITE VIPER MIXED WITH A ALLIGATOR AND ITS HEADING RIGHT FOR US AND WE'RE TRAPPED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

Kinkajou: oh crap *releases turtle and me*

Moon: kinkajou please hurry up!!!!

Kinkajou: I'm trying! Ugh this needs a key! Turtle!

Turtle: *enchants the key to come to kinkajou*

Dragonbitegator: ROAR

Kinkajou: *frees moon*

Moon: thanks! Wait! FLY!!!

Kinkajou: *flies up in the air*

Me: phew! Good thing we're all safe. Thanks, kinkajou

Kinkajou: eh. Its all good. Just- OH MY GOD YES!!!

Turtle: what?

Kinkajou: captain kink! Coming to save the day! With sidekick Cleril4life, moon, and turtle.

Me: actually, just call me scavenger. It sounds cool, sidekick scavenger

Kinkajou: ok

Turtle: nice!

Qibli: ooh ooh ooh! I'll be the one at hq telling you where there's trouble!

Kinkajou: ok! Now we just need super powers. Captain kink, able to fly at light speed.

Turtle: sidekick turtle, with powers of the sea

Moon: sidekick moon, with powers of the moon.

Me: sidekick scavenger, with powers of......... powers of the Jedi.

Kinkajou: now weapons. I CALL PINEAPPLE CANNON

Me: sign me up for that lightsaber!!

Turtle: that  kelp gun is calling to me

Me: what does that do?

Turtle: the kelp acts like a rope and ties around the villain you shoot it at

Me: nice

Moon: ok, my weapon i definitly the moon-slicer. Able the cut through anthing, even the moon! Of course, we arent doing that

Qibli: oh i got it! My powers are powers of sight and my weapon is the sand shaker. Able to shake so loud enemies  stop in their tracks.

Kinkajou: TEAM SHIPPING SQAUD IS READY TO GO!

Me: WAIT WE FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A RESCUE SQUAD! OUR THEME SONG!

Kinkajou: did we? The shipping squad, ready to go. We wont stop till we squash every foe. The shipping squad, best in all of the land. You cant have a better team than us at hand!

Me: ....................... yes

Toucan: and the battle cry: PIZZA PARTY

Toucan: can  be on the team?

Me: sure what's your powers?

Toucan: ummmmmm i can squawk so loud, every toucan in the world comes and attacks the bad guy, and my weapon in the sacred claw of the toucans.

Kinkajou: SHIPPING SQUAD-

Me: wait we dont have our stuff. *makes everyone have their powers and weapons* ok.

Kinkajou: SHIPPING SQUAD READY TO GO! PIZZA PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Qibli: captain kink, come in.

Kinkajou: yes?

Qibli: trouble two streets down, someone robbing a bank.

Kinkajou: roger that. Come on, team!

Moon: *makes it night so the robber cant see them*

Turtle: *ties him up*

Toucan: now listen bub. Put back everything you've stole, and we wont kill you.

Robber: how can i when I'm tied up?

Toucan: *cuts the kelp with his toucan claw*

Robber: *tries to escape*

Me: *goes in front of him and holds lightsaber* end of the line.

Robber: *puts back everything he stole* happy?

Kinkajou: very. *knocks him out with pineapples*

Cops: we'll take it from here. Thank you.....

Kinkajou: shipping squad

 Cops: thank you, shipping squad.

Tomorrow

Me: phew! I am worn out! How many people did we even catch last night?!

Kinkajou: roughly 15.

Me: well, i would say the shipping squad is a success.

Reporter: *knocks on  door*

Me: come in

Reporter: is it true that you are the shipping squad?

Me: not true, but we would like to be. Right?

Turtle: yeah! They're awesome.

Reporter: they really are. Ok I'll go now.

Me: take this *throws blueberry muffin*

Reporter: thanks

Kinkajou: WHY DID WE DO THAT PEOPLE CAN KNOW!!

Me: um no they cant! Have you ever even SEEN any superhero shows?! You HAVE to  keep your identity secret! Otherwise every single bad guy ever targets you!

Turtle: its true.

Kinkajou: ok then

Qibli: oh crap EMERGANCY!

Me: welp idk what to write anymore, so I'll end it here. Bye!