Just a little turtlejou for ya

Skool

Me: *looks at kinkajous postcard from Hawaii*

Postcard: helo Cleril4life! Hop evryting is gud at the hous. We ar coming in a cople dais. Se yo then!!

Me: ok ok ok it says: hello Cleril4life! Hope everything is good at the house. We are coming in a couple days. See you then!

Moon: cool

Me: no. Its not cool. She needs school. Look at this, i could barely read it!

Moon: well she is 4 years old.

Me: WTF I- SHE LITERALLY MARRIED AT 4

Moon: I'm 6 you know.

Me: WTF

Qibli: IM TEN HAHA!

Moon: yeah yeah whatevs. We just gotta make kink go to school. Look at this postcard!

Qibli: you r a stinky smelly diaper? SHE IS SO MEAN!

Me: SEE THAT WASNT EVEN CLOSE HER SPELLING IS ATROCIOUS

Moon: how did u spell that?

Me: the magic called autocorrect.

Moon: niiiiiiiiiiiiice

Turtle: WE ARE BACK

Kinkajou: TO PARTY

Me: to learn.

Kinkajou: wut

Me: you need to learn to spell.

Kinkajou: NO I DONT *hides behind turtle* protect me

Turtle: SHE DOES NOT

Me: look at the postcard she sent us.

Turtle: omg. Kinkajou, I'm sorry, but you really do need to learn to spell.

Kinkajou: my own husband betrayed me. WELL I WONT HAVE IT *runs away*

Me: *on walk-in talkie* we got a code 4-7-9!

Moon: what?

Me: we got a runner!

Moon: what??

Me: KINKAJOUS RUNNING AWAY FOR GODS SAKE DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE CODE WE TALKED ABOUT

Moon: ..... no need to yell oop she slipped through my talons. QIBLI KINKAJOUS RUNNIG AWAY!

Qibli: *catches kinkajou*

Kinkajou: *snarls*

Qibli: *muzzles her and ties her up*

Turtle: HEY! TOO MUCH! KEEP THE MUZZLE, BUT DONT TIE HER UP! Kinkajou, sweetie, we need to go to school now.

Kinkajou: never! You'll never catch me alive! *flies*

Turtle: *catches her* kinkajou we really have to do this!

Kinkajou: FINE only if turtles the teacher.

Turtle: fair enough.

Later

Turtle: ok class, we shall learn how to write words.

Kinkajou: *raises hand*

Turtle: yes?

Kinkajou: i gotta go.

Turtle: no you dont i cancelled everything for you today.

Kinkajou: ughhhhhhhhh fine keep teaching just know i always hate my teachers.

Turtle: ... ok. So now we will learn how to spell the fox jumped over the fat lazy dog.

Kinkajou: *writes down the fox jumpd ovr the fat lazy dawg*