Just a little turtlejou for ya

The plan

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Me: ok people. That was the third time they've come. We need to have a plan.

Kinkajou: I know! Ever since the first day they came i just wanted to die

Moon: same.

Turtle: so annoying.

Qibli: ikr!

Me: so I have a plan since we first met coconut and crescent-

Kinkajou and moon: don't say their names.

Me: since we first met the torture brothers, but they need to do something. We need to let them in. I created a trap, when I pull a lever, the fall down an enormous height and at the start a machine rips out their wings.

Kinkajou: PERFECT! WE NEED TO TORTURE THE ONES TO TORTURE US!

Crescent: hey moon. Howzabout you come over to my place. I could buy you something. Like, me.

Moon: how about you invite coconut? Then you guys can come here and we can all kiss together.

Me: *wink* *goes to lever* 

Coconut: I'm already here. Let's go.

Lever: *is pulled*

Coconut: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WINGS BEING RIPPED OFF REALLY HURT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Thud*

Crescent: *does the same*

At the bottom

Crescent: *is lying there dead because he landed on his head*

Coconut: *is alive because he landed on his feet* crescent? You ok?

Crescent: *still dead*

Coconut: I SHALL AVENGE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Me: so crescent died. Coconut...

Kinkajou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like yay crescent died but NOOOOOOOOOOOO COCONUT LIVED?????

Me: I tried to soften the blow... he's pretty weak though.

Kinkajou: WHY WOULD YOU SOFTEN THE BLOW HE COULDVE DIED!

Me: no I tried to soften the blow of telling you he living

Kinkajou: oh well that didn't work.

Me: who wants to play truth or dare?

Kinkajou: MEE ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Moon: sure.

Turtle: k

Qibli: cool

Clay: your on, cow.

Peril: alright!

Me: ok now that everyone has agreed except for clay.

Clay: agreed to what?

Me: he accepted a challenge to a cow.

Peril: come on clay you win let's play.

Clay: HA! I WIN!

Me: 🤦‍♂️

Kinkajou: I dare... Qibli... to... to.................................. to go into a grocery store for scavengers, do the chicken dance, and stab his tail in the veggie section.

Qibli: ... DONE!

Kinkajou: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Qibli: *at the store* DO DA CHIKEN DANCE *does the chicken dance*