Note: this has a lot of swear words in it
Kinkajou: is it just me or are we going through a lot of crazy stuff in this book? I mean, we've all died at least 5 times!
Moon: including the 4th wall. 6th time he died now though.
Kinkajou: I swear you spend too much time alone. ITS A ****ING WALL
Turtle: *gasp* she swears?!?! Cool.
Kinkajou: you swear? Swear me.
Turtle: you swear me first.
Kinkajou: promise you won't get mad?
Turtle: yeah.
Kinkajou: your a fucking bitch. *kisses turtle to ease his feeling*
Turtle: *thinking* it's not real it's not real* ok my turn. Y-y- I can't do this. Give me someone else.
Kinkajou: *brings back darkstalker*
Turtle: YOU MONSTER I HATE YOU YOU BITCH YOU ARE FUCKING EVIL WORST GUY EVER AND I KNOW BAD GUYS ALBATROSS MORROWSEER VULTURE BUT YOUR THE WORST PERSON EVER YOU BITCH!!!!!
Kinkajou: he. Is. HOT she's talking about turtle not darkstalker. I reread this and made the mistake myself
Turtle: *has darkstalker in a headlock and is ripping his legs apart* any last words?
Derkstalker: I encha-
Turtle: no spells *kills him*
Kinkajou: more hot.
Turtle: who's next? MOON??????
Turtle: *has moon in a headlock and is ripping her legs apart* any last words?
Qibli and kinkajou: CALM DOWN SHES A GOOD GUY JINX BUY ME A COKE NO YOU NO YOU NO YOU WHATEVER ILL JUST BUY ONE FOR MYSELF JUST LET HER GO
Turtle: whoa sorry moon I was in the zone.
Moon: *is traumatized* it's ok. Just remind me never to cross you.
Turtle: *nervously chuckles while Qibli death glares* boy if looks could kill *dies*
Kinkajou: what happened?
Turtle: *respawns* I forgot I was an animus and when I said if looks could kill, they could so Qibli killed me.
Everyone: normal Thursday.
Turtle: it's Tuesday.
Everyone: WHAT.
Moon: so turtle. I saw you swearing. And you know *leans on him* I like... bad guys. *blows him a kiss*
Turtle: *is seriously uncomfortable*
Kinkajou: get your hands of him.
Moon: no. Go away. Your disturbing me and turtle. *kisses turtle*
Turtle: *frantically tries to get away*
Kinkajou: *trying to pull moon away*
Qibli: *is cracking his knuckles ready to pound turtle*
Moon: *is holding turtle so hard he's turning purple*
Me: *is trying to stop all the asterisks but cant*
Turtle: *gets away* all the... blood... rushing to... my head... *gasping* *makes himself better* *teleports moon to the other side of the room*
Qibli: *is holding his fist to turtles neck*
Kinkajou: *is bothered by the asterisks while trying to pull Qibli away*
Moon: THATS IT I HATE ASTERIKS IM TAKING OVER THE BOOK.
Moon: *makes Qibli and kinkajou go to the ice kingdom so they won't bother them*
Moon: *makes turtle fall in love with her*
Me: *is getting flashbacks from Aladdin* remember? Snow place, fall in love, rings any bells?
Turtle: *trying to fight it but cant*
Turtle: *kisses moon*
Turtle: *breaks spell and pushes moon away and takes over book*
Turtle: *brings kinkajou and Qibli back* *helps them get warm* *gives ownership of book back to me*
Me: thanks, turtle. That blindfold, ropes, and muzzle were really tight.
Moon: fine. I won't love turtle. So... Qibli. You hear I like bad guys?
Qibli: yes I did. Turtle please forgive me.
Turtle: anything to get rid of her
Qibli: moon watch this. TURTLE LISTEN UP! YOU ARE A BITCH. YOU NEED TO FUCKING SHUT UP WITH YOUR FUCKING SPELLS. YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PERSON EVER!!
Moon: *sighs happily*
Qibli: turtle I didn't mean any of that. Your the second best. Moon first though.
Turtle: *is getting cussed a lot today* it's fine *his insides* ITS NOT FINE
And everything was back to normal. Well, as normal as things can be in that place. Wanna see? I hope you don't get brain trauma. *shows picture of moon beating turtle with a chair, kinkajou whimpering in a corner watching turtle die, clay chasing Qibli in circles yelling "those cows are mine!!!", and peril making her applesauce for you to ease your trauma* who woulda thunk PERIL would be the sane one in that?
Peril: HEY IM VERY SANE *does something insane* YOU DIDNT SEE THAT
Sure... anyway, I have a note, I AM PRETTY SURE MOST OF YOU SKIP THESE. DONT. ITS REALLY IMPORTANT. I have decided to do less of turtlejou, and more of cleril. Pls let me know in the comments if you think it's a bad idea and I'll rethink it. Ok? Noice. Cya in the next part!
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