OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAU *STRUMS AIR GUITER* OOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
Turtle: *does air guitar*
Moon: *does air piano*
Qibli: *does air drums*
Kinkajou: *does air shoving-pineapple-up-your-nose*
Deathbringer: *does air killing*
Glory: *does air cleaning-up-the body-deathbringer-killed*
Clay: *does air eating*
Peril: *does air kissing-clay*
Readers: *does air reading*
Me: *does air writing*
Everyone: *does air everything*
Clay: WHOO ALL THAT EATING MADE ME SLEEPY!
Peril: you weren't actually eating-
Clay: *chuckles evilly* who says I wasn't?
Peril: 🤦♂️
Turtle: *kisses kinkajou*
Peril: WHOA WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING? WE HAVE A SCHEDULE PEOPLE! 4 IS KISSING TIME!
Turtle: WELL I WANT 4 TO COME!
Kinkajou: YEAH!
Glory: HECK WITH THE SCHEDULE! *kisses deathbringer* PARTY!
Everyone: PAR-TAY!
Peril: HEY! NOT WITH OUT ME, YOU ARENT!
Security guard: ID?
Peril: *shoves card in his face* PARTAY ALL DAY PARTAY ALL NIGHT
Everyone: *kisses their husband/wife*
Peril: um.......... clay? Oh yeah he's sleeping. Well, more cows for me!
Clay: *runs over* DID SOMEONE SAY COWS!?!??
Peril: yes. But... *kisses clay*
Clay: *thinking* noice
Peril: *after 5 hours* ok people! Are we seriously gonna keep kissing? Or is the party over?
Glory: HELL NO PAR-TAY! WOOHOO!
Party: *comes back*
Peril: ok seriously. This has been like 180 words.
Me: fine.
Glory: HELL NO PAR-TAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳! WOOHOO! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Peril: NOW ITS A PARTY! EMOJIS 4 LIFE
Glory: quick say something about you with emojis. Go! 🦥
Deathbringer: 💀
Turtle: 🐢
Kinkajou: 🌧 🌳 (rainforest)
Moon: 🌙
Qibli: 🏝
Peril: 🔥
Clay: 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🫐🍈🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥝🍅🍆🥑🥦🥬🥒🌶🫑🌽🥕🫒🧄🧅🥔🍠🥯🥐🍞🥖🥨🧀🥚🍳🧈🧇🥞🥓🥩🍗🍖🦴🌭🍔🍟🍕🫓🥪🥙🧆🌮🌯🫔🥗🥘🫕🥫🍝🍜🍲🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍤🍙🍚🍘🍥🥠🥮🍢🍡🍧🍨🍦🥧🧁🍰🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🍿🍩🍪🌰🥜🍯🥛🍼🫖☕️🍵
Peril: every food emoji?
Clay: NO! I left out... nothing ok yeah every one of them
Peril: 🤦♂️
Turtle: *grabs peril and kisses her*
Kinkajou: ... ok tell me when your done.
Kinkajou: I've gotten so used to this routine, make the other dragon jealous, that I'm immune now.
Turtle: *keeps on kissing peril*
Peril: *wants to get back to clay but is enjoying it so she doesn't resist.
Peril: *pulls away* marry me!
Turtle: no you marry me!
Kinkajou: boring.
Clay: *noticed turtle and peril kissing* peril? Peril? Peril? Peril? Peril? Peril? Bad new kinkajou. They actually aren't faking. Peril would ALWAYS answer me.
Kinkajou: but but but but but but but but but but turtle!
Turtle: kidding! I'll marry you. You don't have to marry me, peril. I'll call you per per.
Peril: I'll call you SHUT UP IDIOT IM WITH CLAY! NOW GO BACK TO YOUR RAINWING BEFORE I MAKE YOU!
Turtle: FINE PER PER
Peril: NO ONE IS CALLING ME PER PER IS THAT FINAL?
Qibli: litterally ONE person called you the word with your first 3 letters in your name 2 times.
Peril: I'm just getting steamed. Kiss me clay.
Clay: k *kisses peril*
Peril: I wanna see you two kissing right now! THERES NO REASON TO RUIN TURTLEJOU
Kinkajou: WHAT SHE SAID *kisses turtle*
Moon: I have been watching this whole thing. I am emotionally disturbed.
Glory: ooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy?
Qibli: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
Moon: maybe.
Glory: big news!
Deathbringer; What?
Glory: Not telling! It's gonna be the cliffhanger for this. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Deathbringer: why do you do this to us?
Glory: CAUSE I WANT TO YOU BITCH YOU FUCKING STUPID LI-
Me: I'm gonna end it before she starts more cussing
Glory: YOU STUPID LITTLE IDI-
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