Just a little turtlejou for ya

JaIlBiRd

Idk what to write.............. so ima do truth or dare- WAIT! GREAT IDEA COMING!

Me: HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO 

Kinkajou: HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Turtle: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING

Me: BECAUSE WHEN I SAID HELLO IT AUTOCORRECTED TO HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO  

Turtle: OHHHH CAN WE STOP NOW?

Me: SURE why not

Me: anyway we are gonna test our skills. In. HIDE AND SEEK

Kinkajou: no contest, I'm undefeated.

Turtle: I think I am gonna win

Kinkajou: no chance. Maybe close second.

Turtle: ...

Me: aaaaaaaaannnyway. It's just you and kinkajou.

Turtle: BOOM IM GONNA CRUSH YOU!

Kinkajou: yeah. Right. Ok when are we starting?

Me: right now. I count to 20. GO

Kinkajou: *camouflages* cya.

Me: 19, 18, 17,

Turtle: let's do this. *hides*

Me: 8, 7, 6, 5, 4

Kinkajou: *hiding*

Me: 3, 2, 1, READY OR NOT HERE I COME *looks in kitchen* uhhhhhhh turtle, you win. Kinkajou, what are you doing?

Kinkajou: *is holding a frying pan knocking out anything that comes within ten feet*

Turtle: wanna know where I hid?

Me: sure.

Turtle: I was behind you the whole time.

Me: ...

Kinkajou: fine, rematch

Me: nope we got other things planned, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: ok gang let's rob this bank.

Kinkajou: wait really.

Me: no we are gonna be pretending to so we get arrested.

Kinkajou: WHAT

Turtle: I second that WHAT

Me: whatever just follow my lead. OK HANDS UP PHONES DOWN YOU ARE UNDER MY HOLD!

Turtle: do it.

Everyone: *is scared of the dragons*

Me: ok money. People we need the money.

PolicemanHANDS UP YOU ARE SURROUNDED! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP! WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO SHOOT YOU!

Me: ok ok ok we'll go.

Kinkajou: I'm not going to jail, it was all his idea.

Policeman: do it.

Police: *point gun at kinkajou* come or die.

Kinkajou: *puts her hands up* I GO TO JAIL

Turtle: *looks at gun* me too.

Policeman: ok come on.

Me: got it, sir.

Policeman: don't call me sir.

Me: why not? I could call you mr. policeman. Or I could call you guy-who-arrested-me. Or-