Just a little turtlejou for ya

Telling the family and friends

Glory is kinda like kinks mom.

Turtle: * in the seawing palace. The deep one, obviously, bc the summer palace is ruined. Also he cast a spell on kink so she can breathe underwater.* Mom, I have something to tell you

Coral: Not now, dear. I'm writing a scroll. Although you may want to hear it. You are my favorite son, turtle. (Yeah. Turtles fantasy's came true in this book) 

Turtle: how would you feel if your favorite son got married?

Coral: well, who's the bride?

Turtle: Kinkajou.

Coral: that rain wing your in love with? Ok, sure. Whoever you think, I approve. You have good taste.

Turtle: ookkkkkkkkk... Also, kinkajou is here.

Coral: you even made her breathe underwater? You really love her, don't you?

Kinkajou: and I love him.

Coral: awwwwwwwwwww I will be at the wedding. And I'll bring tsunami, Anenome, and Auklet, oh yeah. Also my other 32 sons.

Turtle: Ok! Cool.

Kinkajou: *at the rain wing palace- throne(they don't do palaces)* Your magesty.

Glory: oh stop it kink. Ur basically my daughter, at least my friend. Call me glory.

Kinkajou: ok, Glory. Hey, how would you feel if I got married?

Glory: ooohhhhhhh I would like it. Who's the lucky guy?

Kinkajou: Turtle

Glory: that seawing who is tsunamis brother who alerted me about darkstalker? Ok, sure. He's cool. Hey, can I come? I'll invite Jambu and mangrove. And my friends, Clay, Tsunami, Starflight, and Sunny.

Kinkajou: Sure!

Glory: also I have big news. IM GOING TO MARRY DEATHBRINGER! EEEEEEEEE wow I never thought I would be excited over this stuff.

Kinkajou: YESSSSS GLORYBRINGER HAS SAILED!!!!! WAIT. Can it be...

Glory: a?

Kinkajou: A DOUBLE WEDDING

Glory: YES ok where is it?

Kinkajou: I don't know. Turtle just proposed like, an hour ago.(he used his animus powers to teleport them to the seawing palace and to the rain wing home)his animus powers are world known, by the way

Glory: he must  know. Ok, I'll see you then

Kinkajou: bye

Kinkajou: *to turtle* ok so can you teleport us to Jade mountain now?

Turtle: ok! 

Kinkajou: *after being teleported* I'm gonna invite moon, Qibli, and peril. Turtle, you go and get winter from Sanctuary.

Turtle: Aye ma'am! *with a salute*

Turtle: *teleports to Sanctuary*

Kinkajou: MOOOOOON

Moon: *stunned*

Kinkajou: BIG NEWS WAKE UP

Moon: I have big news too! Me first.

Moon: Qibli just asked me to marry him!!!!

Kinkajou: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG MOONBLI HAS SAILED!!! GUESS WHAT?

Moon: You discovered kinkajous?

Kinkajou: what are those? They sound so cute! Anyways, TURTLE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM TOO!!!!

Moon! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG TURTLEJOU HAS SAILED wait, let's make it a double wedding!

Kinkajou: sorry, can't. Glory asked me first. She's marrying deathbringer!

Kinkajou: BUT... IT CAN BE A TRIPLE WEDDING!!!!

Moon: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY IM SO EXCITED WHERE IS IT?

Kinkajou: I don't know. Turtle asked me an hour ago. He probably knows.

Moon: Ok!

Kinkajou: so now I'm going to invite Peril.

Moon: good luck with that. She has been in the lake all day. I don't know why, though

Kinkajou: it's fine. I'll just point to the surface. What could go wrong?

       * 1 minute later*

Kinkajou: OWWWWWWWWWWWWW HOT WATER HOT WATERRRRRRRRRR

Peril: *surfaces* Sorry, kink. 😐

Kinkajou: it's fine. Just let me *gasp* catch my breath

Peril: so kinkajou, big news! CLAY ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM!!!!! I obviously said yes. I've been in the lake trying to cool off all day, but my scales all bursting with flame because they are also excited. 

Kinkajou: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG CLERIL HAS SAILED!!! Turtle asked me to marry him too!!

Peril: DRAMATIC GASP (yes she actually said that) LETS DO A DOUBLE WEDDING

Kinkajou: seriously. We can't. I already am doing a triple wedding with turtlejou, glorybringer, and Moonbli. Wait. Maybe a quadruple wedding!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS WOOHOO

Peril: I CANT WAIT. Where is it?

Kinkajou: I don't know. Turtle only proposed an hour ago.

Kinkajou: Ok, I'm gonna plan the things out. Bye for now!

Peril: Bye for now. Darn it. Back to the lake. I'm getting too excited *trails off*

Kinkajou: *goes to turtles cave* carpet, carpet, on the floor. We are having a quadruple wedding. Will there be more?

Floor: *gives way* *speaks in robotic voice* voice identification accepted. Please enter.

Kinkajou: whoa.

???: ok now. On the floor or die